What's the funniest excuse for not having your homework?

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This is based on an actual conversation I've heard.

Student: I wasn't here last monday
Teacher: It was assigned two weeks ago.
 
1.)Uh... see, I was out of toilet paper and... uh... did number two... and needed SOME kind of paper product...

2.)Me: I didn't do my Homework!!!!!!

*Teacher glares at me*

Me: I didn't do my homework... because I... uh... was mugged... another student stole my backback.

Teacher: Then what's that red backpack looking thing on your back?

Me:... Misquito bite?


3.)Teacher: "Why didn't you do your homework?"
Me: "DUH! I had to watch my favourite show!" :mrgreen:
 
spaz16 said:
1.)Uh... see, I was out of toilet paper and... uh... did number two... and needed SOME kind of paper product...

2.)Me: I didn't do my Homework!!!!!!

*Teacher glares at me*

Me: I didn't do my homework... because I... uh... was mugged... another student stole my backback.

Teacher: Then what's that red backpack looking thing on your back?

Me:... Misquito bite?







3.)Teacher: "Why didn't you do your homework?"
Me: "DUH! I had to watch my favourite show!" :mrgreen:
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1) I can't read

2) My mum ate my homework.

3) I wasn't home, so I couldn't make the homework.

4) I left it at school, thus not being able to make it.

5) My mum wasn't home that day, so it hasn't been done.

6) There were some thiefs that stole my homework

7) ................/me flee's
 
I don't get homework.
I'm homeschooled.
So, it's NEVER homework.
It's always schoolwork.
 
From some Calvin and Hobbes comics:

Calvin: I tried to read my assignment, but the author didn't use the proper print fixative. Needless to say, as soon as I opened the book all the letters fell off of the pages and landed in a heap of gibberish.

Another one:

Teacher: Your book ate your homework? That's a new one.
Calvin: I'm lucky to be alive! I had to break its spine!

Calvin and Hobbes = Greatest newspaper comic evur!
 
Yeah about that I got confused between toilet paper and my homework and well lets say you dont want it. :mrgreen:
 
"My homework died in a tragic accident last night. If you really want it, take up the dark arts of necromency!"
 
I dropped my homework in a lake and went in to get it, i was okay, but my homework drowned.
 
"I didn't do it, probably due to a subconcious feeling that homework is unimportant, and that I had better things to do, regardless of its true importance.

And the Will and Grace season finale was on."


... Yeah, I totally made that up. So what?
 
teacher: "where's your homework"
me: "you give us homework because you don't have respect for us"
*teacher cries and is running away*

REALLY HAPPENED LOL! :lol:
 
So I didn't do my homework...
Its okay, I had Subway.

(cookie to the people that remember that Subway ad, you know who you are)
 
If Mario: the piranha plant ate it.
If me: Well it's a long story you see BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH *teacher falls asleep of boredom* Eh? you worked too hard miss, take a break.
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If Kagome:Inuyasha ate it I remade it again then my cat ate it then gramps mistakened it for an evil spirit and ripped it... I made antoher, but i misplaced it
teacher: who's inuyasha?
Kagome: he's.. uh... my dog
 
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