IRC Quotes; Round 3.

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<Simsmagic> I'm going to make an Awesomeventure total conversion now
<Simsmagic> with or without your permission obviously
<Iceman404> Good luck with permission you dumbvirgin
<D00D64-X> sure go ahead
<Iceman404> FFF
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[talking about a troll]
[21:27] <SpiritCrusher> I never ignore him when he messages me
[21:28] <SpiritCrusher> He tries to troll me, but he's just not very good at it
[21:28] <Charybdizs> hahaha
[21:28] <Charybdizs> I wish he would massage me
[21:28] <Charybdizs> ...
[21:28] <Charybdizs> MESSAGE
 
[Wed, 20:00:16 PM] <@furyhunter> This discussion is probably not PG-13 though
[Wed, 20:00:23 PM] <@Rob> actually it is
[Wed, 20:00:30 PM] <@Rob> Hilariously enough
[Wed, 20:00:34 PM] <@furyhunter> well then
[Wed, 20:00:36 PM] <@furyhunter> let's carry on
[Wed, 20:00:46 PM] <UltimaXtreme> It's when you start talking about chopping stuff off that it goes to R
[Wed, 20:00:53 PM] <@furyhunter> ...
[Wed, 20:01:24 PM] <D00D64-X> THIS SUMMER
[Wed, 20:01:27 PM] <D00D64-X> TITS WILL FLY
 
IRC said:
[20:24:25|Dec15] <D00D64-X> I saved the princess...
[20:24:30|Dec15] <D00D64-X> BUT MY ADVENTURE IS NOT END?
[20:24:40|Dec15] <D00D64-X> Well, apparently it is because CHALLENGE COMPREETED
[20:25:08|Dec15] <D00D64-X> now onto November 21, 1985
[20:25:16|Dec15] <D00D64-X> Rally King finally came out you guys!
[20:25:32|Dec15] <D00D64-X> Are you as hype as I am? NO YOUA RE NOT
[20:25:37|Dec15] <D00D64-X> thats how hype I am
[20:25:39|Dec15] <D00D64-X> youa re
[20:25:50|Dec15] <MrMystery> not int his
[20:25:54|Dec15] * MrMystery runs
[20:26:16|Dec15] <@ShadowHog> [20:24:23] <D00D64-X> I saved the princess... [20:24:28] <D00D64-X> BUT MY ADVENTURE IS NOT END? <- THIS ROOM IS AN ILLUSION AND IS A TRAP DEVISUT BY SATAN. GO AHEAD DAUNTLESSLY! MAKE RAPID PROGRES!
[20:26:40|Dec15] <MrMystery> oh god, I just laughed for real
[20:26:50|Dec15] <Kitoko> ShadowHog became Whackjood? since when?
[20:27:00|Dec15] <D00D64-X> actually Shadowhog, that is pretty much what happens
[20:27:08|Dec15] <Frayne> Where has the Jood been?
[20:27:11|Dec15] <D00D64-X> a red version of the final boss comes and snatches the princess
[20:27:15|Dec15] <D00D64-X> and you start from stage 1
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ShadowHog is our Substitute Whackjood until he returns with his comedy.
 
[22:22] -->| Kikyo (~kikyou@adsl-98-67-81-238.ilm.bellsouth.net) has joined #srb2fun
[22:23] <Inuyasha> !set
[22:23] <MrMystery> Kikyo, kill!
[22:23] |<-- Kikyo has left irc.esper.net (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[22:23] <MrMystery> SUCCESS
[22:23] <Scizor300> well that sort of worked
 
* Santamagic (~shitpost@pool-173-78-247-143.tampfl.fios.verizon.net) has joined #srb2kart
* Iceman404 sits on Santamagic's lap
<Santamagic> What can Santamagic do for you, little boy?
<Iceman404> I WANT 2.1 THIS YEAR!
<Santamagic> Ho ho ho! No, fuck you little boy! Have a toy train.
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~talking about OUYA~

<UltimaXmas> Dev consoles are being shipped
<D00D64-X> and if I am to be believed, they suck!
<UltimaXmas> Don't worry, you won't
<D00D64-X> I CAN SUCK WHAT I WANT, ULTIMA
* Joins: Abigail (~Abby@pool-72-77-110-181.pitbpa.east.verizon.net)
<D00D64-X> Abigail, can I suck you
<Abigail> >…> wat
 
This is what happens when Colson tries to use a voice recognition system.

* Joins: colson|phone (~yaaic@108-78-148-10.lightspeed.chrlnc.sbcglobal.net)
<colson|phone> Hello to people on EI am going to use it text there any new voice to text
<colson|phone> i keep messing up while talking
<colson|phone> Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag
<@RoyKirbs> hi
<colson|phone> Hello Roy carbs carbs
<colson|phone> How are you you like to lick a letter size titties
<colson|phone> what
<@RoyKirbs> ...
* colson|phone was kicked by RoyKirbs (What?)

<colson|phone> Whenever I use this thing basically becomes a stream of consciousness
<colson|phone> Fletcher shot I is very adorable droid carbs loves her because she is very kawaii de su and shitty Japanese to my God why did it recognize that
 
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[22:43] <Rob> [Tue, 16:41:48 PM] <MonsterIestyn> Deep Sea isn't even a sea < Have you tasted that water?
[22:43] <Rob> I'd call it a sea
[22:43] <MonsterIestyn> Mmm, salty
[22:43] <Rob> If not, then that's the most clear piss I've ever come across
[22:44] <kathy> if it's not a sea, it's piss
[22:44] <MonsterIestyn> Not to mention the most blue
[22:44] <Rob> deep piss zone
[22:44] <SpiritCrusher> Obviously, hedgehog piss is blue
[22:44] <MonsterIestyn> [21:44] <@Rob> deep piss zone <-- Sounds deeply sick-minded
[22:44] <Sryder13> fluorescent blue urine
[22:44] <Mystic> actually, Deep Sea is filled with the tears of kids banned from the forums

The discussion is a bit disgusting, but it's worth it for Mystic's line.
 
I don't normally like long quotes, but you lose so much context if you don't have most of the logs.

<@Mystic> I shouldn't say that too loud, actually. The 9/11 truthers will rally behind it
<@Mystic> Best part is that you can totally see someone taking that shit seriously
<dragonpoet> YES WE KNOW. The earth is flat. 9/11 never happened. The space missions were fake. The abominable snowman is partnering with bin Laden's ghost to kill the Lockness monster and save Atlantis!
<Simsmagic> except for that last part
<Simsmagic> we want to destroy atlantis, not save it
<@Rob> No, the people who sank in the Titanic saved Atlantis, come now
<D00D64-X> and then Atlantis starts nuclear war
<@Rob> please
<@Rob> they probably have antimatter bombs
<@SpiritCrusher> You know what my favorite 9/11 conspiracy theory is?
<@Rob> fuck nukes, they'll obliterate the world
<@Mystic> better start stocking up on tin foil, Rob.
<@Rob> Nukes will only incinerate it
<@SpiritCrusher> 19 Islamist terrorists hijacked four planes and flew them into various buildings
<Simsmagic> that's so false sc
<Simsmagic> only 3 planes were crashed into buildings!
<SonikkuAmerica> Simsmagic: nice detective work
<@SpiritCrusher> Okay, I'll give you that
<SonikkuAmerica> The 4th one - United 93 - wound up in a PA field
<Simsmagic> what no
<dragonpoet> Yet another reason to save Dorito bags.
<D00D64-X> AMELIA EARHART DID 9/11
<Simsmagic> that one vanished into the bermuda triangle
<Simsmagic> don't you no anything
<Simsmagic> know*
<@Rob> D00D64-X wins
<@Mystic> D00D64-X wins. I can't beat that
<@SpiritCrusher> Yeah, that was pretty amazing

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<SpiritCrusher> Is CISPA the newest "we can't control the internet but we sure as hell can TRY" bill?
<Rob> Yup
<MonsterIestyn> What does that stand for this time
<SpiritCrusher> Completely Incompetent Something Protection Act
 
22:24 <Scizor300> iceman
22:24 <Scizor300> that reminds me
22:24 <Scizor300> i found a picture on sua with woody and buzz
22:24 <Scizor300> should i query it to you
22:24 <Icedroid404> Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
22:24 *** Icedroid404 left #srb2juicebox (Leaving)
 
Long time we didn't got one.

[22:20] == NotRob [~Rob@75-130-249-66.dhcp.nwtn.ct.charter.com] has joined #srb2fun
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[22:21] == NotRob was kicked from #srb2fun by Boinciel [IMPOSTOR]
[22:21] <MonsterIestyn> Lol
[22:21] == NotRob [~Rob@75-130-249-66.dhcp.nwtn.ct.charter.com] has joined #srb2fun
[22:21] <NotRob> fuck you
[22:21] == NotRob has changed nick to Rob
[22:21] == mode/#srb2fun [+o Rob] by ChanServ
[22:21] <Sryder13> That NotRob is actually Posing as NotRob to hide his identity as Rob
[22:21] <MonsterIestyn> How did I know something like that would happen
[22:21] <Sryder13> How clever!
[22:21] <Boinciel> Ingenious
[22:21] <kyllian1212> ^
[22:21] <D00D64-X> the McRob
[22:22] <Nev3r> robinaut
[22:22] <Nev3r> Kepa

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<Rob> [Mon, 15:12:43 PM] <@SpiritCrusher> Was it in this channel where somebody posted about the guy who tried to have sex with a hornet's nest? < Yes
<Rob> That was me
<Sryder13> Yes
<SpiritCrusher> You tried to have sex with a hornet's nest?
<Sryder13> Rob tried to have sex with the hornets nest
<Rob> yes
<Rob> honey makes the best lubricant
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honey the cat
 
Warning: Mature language. Read at own discretion.

Just a little random moment in #srb2kart between the mature crowd.

[13:38:18] <+Scizor300> rofl
[13:38:30] <+Scizor300> 505 is trying to get the 1.2 content on the console version
[13:38:32] <+Scizor300> as dlc
[13:38:37] <+Scizor300> that's fucking gold
[13:38:42] <@ZarroTsu> wait
[13:38:53] <@ZarroTsu> why would you ever willingly buy the 1.1 version on its own
[13:39:07] <@ZarroTsu> r u ok 505
[13:39:09] <@ZarroTsu> r u ok
[13:39:46] <@Kitoko> so thats what microsoft's xbox one overshadowed?
[13:39:50] <@ZarroTsu> because either they (a) inflate the price of the 1.2 sold sperately to give 1.1 its leighway, or (b) insult more people than they already have
[13:40:05] <@ZarroTsu> microsoft's xbone didn't overshadow a thing
[13:40:16] <@ZarroTsu> because it isn't significant enough to cast a shadow
[13:40:22] <@Kitoko> hah
[13:40:37] <@Kitoko> i know what its good for though
[13:40:44] <@Kitoko> overclock the fan
[13:40:49] <@Kitoko> tyhen add some tubing
[13:40:53] <@Kitoko> then turn it into a vaccuum
[13:40:56] <@Kitoko> because it sucks
[13:41:07] <@ZarroTsu> that's a really fucking expensive vaccuum
[13:41:37] <+Scizor300> FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE U.S. DOLLARS
[13:41:53] <@ZarroTsu> NOW YOU TOO CAN KNOW WHAT THE PS3 WAS LIKE WHEN IT HAD NO GAMES
[13:42:09] <@ZarroTsu> +$100 service charge for the experience
[13:42:34] <@Kitoko> BUT WAIT!
[13:42:53] <@Kitoko> CALL NOW AND YOU GET A LITTLE XBOX FIGURINE OF YOUR XBOX LIVE PLAYER MII RIPOFF THING
[13:43:32] <@Kitoko> +$150 for it to actually look like your player thing
[13:43:36] <+Scizor300> AND THE POSSIBILITY OF A MODEL THAT ACTUALLY SHUTS OFF WHEN YOU PRESS THE POWER BUTTON
[13:43:48] <+Scizor300> (PLEASE BUY OUR PRODUCT, WE'RE DESPERATE)
[13:44:02] <@Kitoko> (AND IF YOU DON'T WE ARE STILL BILLIONAIRES ANYWAY)
[13:45:39] <@Kitoko> SO CALL NOW! WE HAE STANDS IN EVERY STREET IN THE ENTIRE NATIONS OF CANADA UNITED STATES KOREA JAPAN MEXICO UNITED KINGDOM ITALY AND FAROE ISLANDS!
[13:46:42] <@ZarroTsu> DOES THIS OFFER SOUND TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, GARY? YOU SAY IT DOES!? WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE BONUS DEAL! ENTER THE FIFTY DIGIT NUMBER AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SCREENUPON CALLING OUR NUMBER, AND WE'LL INCLUDE A FREE MOUSEPAD OF MYAMOTO HANGING BY HIS NECK FROM MASTER CHIEF'S COCK!
[13:47:37] <@ZarroTsu> THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS ~ 1-988-933-922-221-221-222-553-333-6669! ONCE AGAIN, 1-988-933-922-221-221-222-553-333-6669!
[13:48:39] <@Kitoko> CALL NOW! AND WE WILL WATCH YOUR EVERY MOVE VIA A CAMERA YOU CAN NEVER SHUT OFF AND WE WILL UPLOAD ADVERTISEMENTS TO YOU BETWEEN EVERY GAME OF COD5!
 
[22:00] <Nekoishi> pls no spoielers
[22:00] <Nekoishi> psoieslers
[22:00] <Nekoishi> goo dgod
[22:00] <Nekoishi> oh god this isn't even on prupsoe I swear
[22:00] <Nekoishi> what hte hell me
[22:00] <Nekoishi> ...
[22:00] <MrMystery> nice lynching of the english language
[22:01] <Nekoishi> kill me
 
The beard

<Icegone404> Okay rob
<Icegone404> fess up
<Icegone404> http://mb.srb2.org/showpost.php?p=736330&postcount=3
<Icegone404> IS it really changed :V
<@SpiritCrusher> He's just messing with you
<@SpiritCrusher> That's the POINT of somebody with insider information posting in a thread like that
<@Rob> ho hum
<Sryder13> He meant to say the initial startup scream, You know, when you start up the game and scream from excitement Icedroid404
<Zipper> I laughed
* Icegone404 throws Sryder13 out of the window
<@SpiritCrusher> No, when you start up the game and there's a 1/16 chance JTE's red-tinted face shows up
<Icegone404> Super virus on day 1
<@SpiritCrusher> Did you seriously believe he wouldn't port that?
<Icegone404> questions forum is clogged
<@SpiritCrusher> "Is it really a virus?"
<Icegone404> In all seriousness, JTE you need that there
<Sryder13> Hahaha that'd be hilarious
<Icegone404> optional, have a photo of Mystic's beard flickering
<@SpiritCrusher> That would be even more terrifying
<Sryder13> There is no Mystic, Just beard.
<@SpiritCrusher> Except for the time when Mystic shaved his beard
<@SpiritCrusher> The universe almost collapsed
<@Rob> I grew a beard and that fixed it
<Icegone404> Rob secretely dual wielded knives to chop off Mystic's head
<Icegone404> but missed
<Icegone404> and hit the beard
<Icegone404> http://mb.srb2.org/customavatars/avatar546_4.gif <--- just look at his disgust and envy for Mystic
<Icegone404> he HAD to do it
<@SpiritCrusher> SRB2's match levels were actually DESIGNED by Mystic's sentient beard
<RoyKirbs> It's like The Matrix.
<RoyKirbs> Only it's a brick wall.
<Icegone404> so he made meadow match when it was just peach-fuzz I'm guessing?
<@SpiritCrusher> He didn't make Meadow Match
<@SpiritCrusher> He did EDIT Meadow Match once though, and hilarity ensued
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Mystic's beard.
 
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<Nevera> https://www.dropbox.com/s/jlv4a81lusv265u/seriousbusiness2.png
<Prime_2> hood-chan!?
<Whackjood> <3 hood-tan is best tan
<Scizor300> what the
<RosyPie> What the fucking hell?
<Scizor300> what's next
<Scizor300> nev3r makes a version of that for brak?
<RosyPie> I want a Facestabber-tan
<Scizor300> it's not like i wanted to stab your face or anything
<Whackjood> and so hood-tan was late for robotnik school
<Scizor300> and then became a magical badnik
<Whackjood> Mahou Shoujou Eggchan
<Nevera> what have I done
 
<Nekoishi> D00D64-X
<Nekoishi> are you secretly a catgirl?
<D00D64-X> no
<Nekoishi> are you publicly a catgirl
<D00D64-X> no
<Nekoishi> D00D64-X are you a catgirl in new leaf
<D00D64-X> no
<Nekoishi> D00D64-X are you a catgirl in your dreams
<D00D64-X> no
<Prime_2> Are you a catgirl in a house? Are you a catgirl with a mouse?
<Prime_2> in a box, with a fox? In a train or a tree or a car?
<Nekoishi> dangit prime_2
<Nekoishi> i'm trying to annoy him to the point where he just says yes
<Prime_2> Isn't that how green eggs and catgirl ends?
 
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