I can't even begin to express my gratitude for your concern towards our well being. I'm sure this isn't enough to make an impact, but I will remove all rings from present and future bases I construct.
As your benevolent future overlord, it is my duty to the ensure public safety
and roboticization of all of you.
That is foolish! Ultimate Mode is an obscure secret that most of the 'players' do not know of! The removal of rings must be an obligatory and universal feature to prevent future badnik-vandalism incidents!
Instead of removing rings, I propose that you create a goodnik (everything you make is good, isn't it?) that mimics the rings themselves.
This way, instead of forcefully taking away some certain woodland creatures' rings, you will instead lead them to stop wanting rings on their own. How is this possible you ask? Imagine this: you go to pick up a ring, but it instead bites you in the face. Now, after experiencing this several times, wouldn't you willingly give up rings? I'd assume so.
I appreciate your propaganda efforts, but the 'goodnik' is a silly name and I refuse to associate the Eggman Empire with such a ridiculous sounding title for the robotic citizens of my vast metropolises!
However, the use of negative reinforcement to discourage furry humanoid oddly coloured animals from developing an addiction to these foul "rings" is an interesting idea indeed and I may just expand upon this idea in the Egg Rock Workshop and devise robots based upon this idea. For your intuitivity and wit your future place in the Empire has been upgraded from "Classic Moto-bug" to "Modern Moto-Bug that can do a 180 degree turn"
- Ring-fueled woodland critters is the most common cause of death amongst crawla's, coconut's and SDURF's
- Many creatures who subscribe to the obscure philosophical belief in 'free will' cannot be trusted to use rings responsibly and destroy innocent robots. The health benefits of rings are outweighed by the potential damage.
- Rings can be smelted down into pure gold and then used as a currency, for reasons unknown to even the greatest scientist in the galaxy, however this solution may prove to be difficult when considering the fact that the rings do not melt naturally in Red Volcano, Marble or Lava Reef Zones.
However, with these ring benefits taken into consideration. It may be possible for the Eggman Empire to aqcuire all of the worlds rings and enforce the use of licence based ring trading to ensure that all rings are used only for economical and power-generation based purposes, to prevent rings from being used with criminal intent while the sowed benefits are reaped.
We would also like to take this opportunity to ensure you are happy with the previous work on your 'Egg Rock' we did last year for you, as we have not had any testimonial from you and would be very pleased if you could provide us with one, allowing us to add the work we did for you to our portfolio, as we believe it to be one of our finer pieces.
It overwhelms me with joy! aside from the missing boss that is which I will just have to create myself, however as you may know I was so pleased with the archictecture of the base that I paid the full price of comission regardless.
in other words, your lives were spared, for now.
Furthermore, we would like to thank you for outsourcing the operation and management of the OmegaCrawla Master Server Game Listing System to us, and we hope you have been pleased with the numerous improvements we have made to the system to improve the experience for everyone. You may notice we introduced a Casual room, allowing the critters to play their Role Playing Games and therefore providing them with something to distract them from causing you any problems.
Despite my initial objections to this 'casual room' system from being implemented, as it would have reduced the number of participants in my 'Match' and 'CTF' gladitoral arena amusements, the number of animals distracted from destroying crawlas by playing pretend in this most pointless 'House.wad' has been extremely beneficial to me. I should thank
you for doing such an eggsellent job!
* While we will consider your ideas, we will most likely ignore them.
Disregard what I said earlier about your lives being extended by my benevolent will, the arrogance of this programmer has resulted in an elite team of Jetty-Syns being dispatched to your homes.
if there were no rings, how would the levels glitter and sparkle as much? Oh, I know! You could add an extra gallon of Shine-On to your badniks. They're already shiny enough as it is, but you could make the level sparkle more if you added more Shine-On.
What. This makes absolutely no sense. Why would I want to make things shiny? Did you
see how much fog was coming out of my beautiful factories in Scrap Brain Zone?
While this may be time consuming it will be much easier since all you have to do is use the Sonic Object Config, aka S.O.C, Editor to change a simple thing called "Item Flags". That way, even the newest of newbies can do it without having to split open The M.W.B and take the rings out one by one. And for the monitors? SIMPLE! recode them to give out the same effect as your Eggman Monitor!
What madness, I produce my materials the normal way, with automated factories. I don't use any of this pointless 4th wall breaking software when I can be more effective by designing and coding everything myself! Hrmph!
However, while the idea of replacing the worlds monitors with Eggman monitors is appreciated, I have already begun that plan. The Techno Hill factory is producing vast stocks of Eggman monitors as we speak and they are being stored and prepared for shipping in Dark City Zone. The crates you can see lying around Arid Canyon Zone actually contain these monitors with my beautiful face upon them but were dropped from the Grand Eggship during the malfunction that caused this zone to be taken out of commission for the time being.
How about this, make a robot that eats rings and uses it's power to kill fan characters.
Hush, do not reveal my trade secrets. I now have to change the final boss plan, my secret scheme to defeat Super Sonic by draining his rings has failed!
This would've been better if it was on April 1st...
That would have been boring and predictable.