You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

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'Cause I'm leaving today, and I'll probably be back in about a week. I just don't know HOW you people are going to live without me. I mean, without my constant presence here, there'll be an imbalance of sexy in the air, which will no doubt lead to simultaneous foaming, convulsions and chronic wrist slashing. o well bie
 
You all keep making subtle little hints, so I'll tell ya. Frankly, I'm not too sure where we're going. It's an annual custom for me and several of my friends to go on a road trip with practically no indication of where we're headed, though I'm pretty sure we're heading towards Rhode Island. :P
 
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You all keep making subtle little hints, so I'll tell ya. Frankly, I'm not too sure where we're going. It's an annual custom for me and several of my friends to go on a road trip with practically no indication of where we're headed, though I'm pretty sure we're heading towards Rhode Island. :P
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We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're having the time of our lives.

Stewie: Take it dog...

Brian: We're quite a pair of partners,
Just Like Thelma and Louise.
'cept you're not six feet tall
Stewie: Yes and your breasts don't reach your knees.
Brian: Give it time.

We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
We're certainly going in style.

Brian: I'm with an intellectual, who craps inside his pants.
Stewie: How dare you. At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants.
Brian: Oh, pee jokes

We've travelled a bit and we've found,
Like a masochist in Newport we're Rhode Island bound.

Brian: Crazy travel conditions, huh?
Stewie: First class or no class
Brian: Woa, careful with that joke, it's an antique

We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're not going to stop until we're there (Brian: Maybe for a beer).

Brian: Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry
Stewie: That's right, until we're syndicated Fox will never let us die
(Please!)

We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
The home of that old campus swing.

Brian: We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass.
Stewie: We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass. (Yikes!)

We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We certainly do get around.

Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims
Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony.
We're Rhode Island bound.
Or like a group of College Freshmen
who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown.
We're RHODE ISLAND BOUND
(fades)
 
Sounds like fun. Going places on impulse is always entertaining. It really does suck that it's almost impossible to do nowadays.
 
Mystic said:
Sounds like fun. Going places on impulse is always entertaining. It really does suck that it's almost impossible to do nowadays.
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Ever see National Lampoon's Vacation? They had the funniest scenes in the ghetto.

"Excuse me, would you know how to get to California from here?"

"**** yo' Momma."

"Thanks, sir!"

*gun fires*

"Roll em' up!" *rolls windows up*
 
Don't get too excited, I'm not home yet. I've managed to get ahold of a computer for a few minutes. Anyway, there's been a change of plans, so I'm not sure when I'll be back... I'd say it'll be about 1, possibly 2 more weeks. Oh well, just thought I'd say hi.
 
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Anyway, there's been a change of plans, so I'm not sure when I'll be back... I'd say it'll be about 1, possibly 2 more weeks..
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Owned. :lol:
 
I'm back from Boundry Waters in Ely, MN


(Camping)

"Damn! We're the fire masters!"

"No. It's just the birch bark & pine."

"Damn."
 
This topic is about me. Not you. No. This is Ritz's show. You probably don't like it. But I don't care, because this is my show, not yours. You'd probably like it if it were your show, but it isn't. This is the Ritz show.

Now, time for one of my SEXY PARTIES *Scantily clad women frolic rabidly*
 
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