go home you're dunk
IRC Quotes; Round 3.
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go home you're dunk
MellowJacket
The unreliable judge
In which #srb2fun writes haikus.
<@Mystic> and meanwhile #srb2dev is writing haiku
<RoyKirbs> That actually sounds exhilerating.
<@ShadowHog> It's rather hard, too. / 5-7-5 is tight space! / But I can make do.
<@ShadowHog> You know Spyro 3? / It had a firefly world. / They spoke in haiku!
<Playah> #'dev writes haikus...
<Playah> As we wait for 2.1...
<Playah> Good time management!
<RoyKirbs> They're writing the cutscenes.
<@Mystic> Never said we were efficient.
<RoyKirbs> In haiku.
<TeamLava> Lol
<Playah> Note I pronounce #'dev as "pound-dev"
<TeamLava> Cutscenes
<RoyKirbs> Okay can 2.1 have a Haiku mode where the intro is turned into haiku,
<RoyKirbs> Or have some sort of haiku in every end a level.
<Playah> It's already 1/3rd of a haiku.
<Playah> Sonic cleared Act 1
<Whackjood> Sonic cleared Act 1 / Speeding off to next level / get a load of this
<@Mystic> pfft
<@ShadowHog> Sonic cleared Act 1. / Your bonuses are shown here. / Your total is this.
<RoyKirbs> ...Really?
<Playah> Oh god. Make it a haiku GENERATOR.
<Playah> Loaded with stupid Sonic in-jokes.
<@Mystic> Sonic cleared Act 1. / Your bonuses are shown here. / I got grape soda.
<@Mystic> fixed, ShadowHog
<SonicX8000> Sonic cleared Act 1. / Slowing down to next level. / Your adventure is over.
<Playah> Too bad "time for a change of pace" is only 6 syllables.
<@Mystic> "it's time for a change of pace"
<@Mystic> Come now, this isn't a hard fix ^_~
<@ShadowHog> Wouldn't work with Tails. / He is one syllable, see. / Yet, Sonic is two.
<Whackjood> Get a load of this / No way I can't believe this / It's no use give up
<Playah> Tails has cleared Act 1. / That looks like a homing shot. / Knuckles is two, too.
<@ShadowHog> Miles, I suppose? / Does anyone call him that? / It's rather rare, no?
<Whackjood> SRB2 fun / Is a very silly channel / it keeps happening
<@Mystic> I think you guys are a bit better at this than you probably should be =P
<RoyKirbs> Serbtwo.
<Whackjood> Well, assuming every letter of SRB2 is a syllable :P
<@Mystic> That's how I pronounce it, Whackjood =P
<@Mystic> of course, I call #srb2dev just "dev", so go figure
<RoyKirbs> I like pronouncing abbreviations like words.
<@ShadowHog> Maybe the next Twitter should be about sending messages in haiku instead
<Playah> We are much too skilled / In arranging syllables / Arbitrarily
<@Mystic> and meanwhile #srb2dev is writing haiku
<RoyKirbs> That actually sounds exhilerating.
<@ShadowHog> It's rather hard, too. / 5-7-5 is tight space! / But I can make do.
<@ShadowHog> You know Spyro 3? / It had a firefly world. / They spoke in haiku!
<Playah> #'dev writes haikus...
<Playah> As we wait for 2.1...
<Playah> Good time management!
<RoyKirbs> They're writing the cutscenes.
<@Mystic> Never said we were efficient.
<RoyKirbs> In haiku.
<TeamLava> Lol
<Playah> Note I pronounce #'dev as "pound-dev"
<TeamLava> Cutscenes
<RoyKirbs> Okay can 2.1 have a Haiku mode where the intro is turned into haiku,
<RoyKirbs> Or have some sort of haiku in every end a level.
<Playah> It's already 1/3rd of a haiku.
<Playah> Sonic cleared Act 1
<Whackjood> Sonic cleared Act 1 / Speeding off to next level / get a load of this
<@Mystic> pfft
<@ShadowHog> Sonic cleared Act 1. / Your bonuses are shown here. / Your total is this.
<RoyKirbs> ...Really?
<Playah> Oh god. Make it a haiku GENERATOR.
<Playah> Loaded with stupid Sonic in-jokes.
<@Mystic> Sonic cleared Act 1. / Your bonuses are shown here. / I got grape soda.
<@Mystic> fixed, ShadowHog
<SonicX8000> Sonic cleared Act 1. / Slowing down to next level. / Your adventure is over.
<Playah> Too bad "time for a change of pace" is only 6 syllables.
<@Mystic> "it's time for a change of pace"
<@Mystic> Come now, this isn't a hard fix ^_~
<@ShadowHog> Wouldn't work with Tails. / He is one syllable, see. / Yet, Sonic is two.
<Whackjood> Get a load of this / No way I can't believe this / It's no use give up
<Playah> Tails has cleared Act 1. / That looks like a homing shot. / Knuckles is two, too.
<@ShadowHog> Miles, I suppose? / Does anyone call him that? / It's rather rare, no?
<Whackjood> SRB2 fun / Is a very silly channel / it keeps happening
<@Mystic> I think you guys are a bit better at this than you probably should be =P
<RoyKirbs> Serbtwo.
<Whackjood> Well, assuming every letter of SRB2 is a syllable :P
<@Mystic> That's how I pronounce it, Whackjood =P
<@Mystic> of course, I call #srb2dev just "dev", so go figure
<RoyKirbs> I like pronouncing abbreviations like words.
<@ShadowHog> Maybe the next Twitter should be about sending messages in haiku instead
<Playah> We are much too skilled / In arranging syllables / Arbitrarily
[21:32:43] <RoyKirbs> You know I kinda wish there was a virus scanner that would allow you to bust viruses Battle Network style.
[21:32:56] <@ShadowHog> But if you failed, your computer would be infected.
[21:33:00] <@ShadowHog> That's not good.
[21:33:20] <RoyKirbs> Pfft. Not good for lewzerz.
[21:33:33] <Icedroid404> Haha funny
[21:33:38] <@ShadowHog> Also, giving the virus more time to react isn't really a great idea
[21:33:39] <Icedroid404> Hahaha
[21:35:16] <Whackjood> I once got a virus that kept playing loud shrieking pig noises at me
[21:35:26] <Whackjood> what a wanker of a virus
[21:36:03] <RoyKirbs> I remember seeing that!
[21:36:15] <RoyKirbs> ...On YouTube!
[21:36:28] <Whackjood> and I had it >:C
[21:36:39] <RoyKirbs> You had a...
[21:37:18] <RoyKirbs> *sunglasses*
[21:37:24] <RoyKirbs> A MACHINE FOR PIGS.
[21:37:44] <Whackjood> fuck you got me
[21:32:56] <@ShadowHog> But if you failed, your computer would be infected.
[21:33:00] <@ShadowHog> That's not good.
[21:33:20] <RoyKirbs> Pfft. Not good for lewzerz.
[21:33:33] <Icedroid404> Haha funny
[21:33:38] <@ShadowHog> Also, giving the virus more time to react isn't really a great idea
[21:33:39] <Icedroid404> Hahaha
[21:35:16] <Whackjood> I once got a virus that kept playing loud shrieking pig noises at me
[21:35:26] <Whackjood> what a wanker of a virus
[21:36:03] <RoyKirbs> I remember seeing that!
[21:36:15] <RoyKirbs> ...On YouTube!
[21:36:28] <Whackjood> and I had it >:C
[21:36:39] <RoyKirbs> You had a...
[21:37:18] <RoyKirbs> *sunglasses*
[21:37:24] <RoyKirbs> A MACHINE FOR PIGS.
[21:37:44] <Whackjood> fuck you got me
(insert long, silly conversation about shitposters in IRC here)
[2013-10-06 01:08:23] <Arf> man what a blueball, I so wanted to disconnect dood but people have to be all moral and "don't do this, don't do that"
[2013-10-06 01:08:25] <Arf> well fuck you dad
[2013-10-06 01:08:32] -->| D00D3TT364-Y has joined #srb2fun
[2013-10-06 01:08:36] <D00D3TT364-Y> and then this happened
[2013-10-06 01:08:39] <D00D3TT364-Y> I blame Arf
[2013-10-06 01:08:41] <Icedroid404> How would you disconnect anyone.
[2013-10-06 01:08:46] <Prime_2> router access
[2013-10-06 01:08:56] <Prime_2> Arf, you didn't seriously
[2013-10-06 01:09:08] <Arf> i did what prime
[2013-10-06 01:09:12] <Arf> i did nothing!
[2013-10-06 01:09:13] <D00D3TT364-Y> my internet is really bad
[2013-10-06 01:09:15] <Arf> that's the whole problem!
[2013-10-06 01:09:20] <Prime_2> Ah
[2013-10-06 01:09:24] <Prime_2> The timing was just kinda...
[2013-10-06 01:09:27] <Arf> if I were doing something, then there would be something!
[2013-10-06 01:09:33] <Arf> but right now NOTHING
[2013-10-06 01:08:23] <Arf> man what a blueball, I so wanted to disconnect dood but people have to be all moral and "don't do this, don't do that"
[2013-10-06 01:08:25] <Arf> well fuck you dad
[2013-10-06 01:08:32] -->| D00D3TT364-Y has joined #srb2fun
[2013-10-06 01:08:36] <D00D3TT364-Y> and then this happened
[2013-10-06 01:08:39] <D00D3TT364-Y> I blame Arf
[2013-10-06 01:08:41] <Icedroid404> How would you disconnect anyone.
[2013-10-06 01:08:46] <Prime_2> router access
[2013-10-06 01:08:56] <Prime_2> Arf, you didn't seriously
[2013-10-06 01:09:08] <Arf> i did what prime
[2013-10-06 01:09:12] <Arf> i did nothing!
[2013-10-06 01:09:13] <D00D3TT364-Y> my internet is really bad
[2013-10-06 01:09:15] <Arf> that's the whole problem!
[2013-10-06 01:09:20] <Prime_2> Ah
[2013-10-06 01:09:24] <Prime_2> The timing was just kinda...
[2013-10-06 01:09:27] <Arf> if I were doing something, then there would be something!
[2013-10-06 01:09:33] <Arf> but right now NOTHING
[18:16] <Prime_2> -Global- [Network Notice] TheBadShepperd - The EsperNet Bot Policy ( http://esper.net/bots.php ) has just been updated. If you run any bots, please make sure you follow the policy. If you have any questions, feel free to stop by #help . Thanks! :)
[18:16] <Prime_2> Hey Inuyasha
[18:16] <Prime_2> anything to hate in the new policy? :P
[18:17] <Inuyasha> a fucking changelog would be nice
[18:17] <Mystic> lol
[18:19] <BlazingPhoenix> well, you can always bitch at testdummy
[18:19] <BlazingPhoenix> *shrug*
[18:19] <TestDummy> Do what now?
[18:19] * TestDummy didn't amend the policy.
[18:19] <Prime_2> But do you know what's different about it?
[18:19] <TestDummy> Anyway, the only change (literally, the only change) was:
[18:20] <Prime_2> I mean, you've complained about Kikyo before, even kicked her once
[18:20] <TestDummy> "EsperNet is intended for conversation between people. Channels whose primary purpose is for bots to communicate between each other are prohibited."
[18:20] <Prime_2> ah
[18:20] <BlazingPhoenix> lol
[18:20] <TestDummy> The policy otherwise remains the same. I suppose the global was a bit vague, but I didn't write that either.
[18:20] <TestDummy> :|
[18:20] <Prime_2> I want to see logs of the place that did shit to trigger a need to add that to the policy
[18:20] <Prime_2> I bet they are really, really ridiculous and amazing
[18:21] <Prime_2> because the base premise sure is
[18:21] <Mystic> It's not surprising, Prime_2. I immediately think of a DDoS control channel
[18:22] <Prime_2> okay, that in particular is just depressing, and I'm pretty sure there was something in esper's policy that already forbade doing that
[18:23] <Rob> Malicious bots
[18:23] <Rob> That would cover that
[18:23] <Prime_2> badniks, if you will
[18:23] <Prime_2> ...oh, so that's why crawla is gone
[18:23] <Prime_2> *shot*
[18:23] <Rob> you're awful
For those not aware, TestDummy is one of Esper's IRCops, and Crawla was formerly the master server bot.
Later:
[18:28] <ShadowHog> So let me get this straight
[18:28] <ShadowHog> All the update to TOS says
[18:28] <ShadowHog> Is that we can't do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY
[18:16] <Prime_2> Hey Inuyasha
[18:16] <Prime_2> anything to hate in the new policy? :P
[18:17] <Inuyasha> a fucking changelog would be nice
[18:17] <Mystic> lol
[18:19] <BlazingPhoenix> well, you can always bitch at testdummy
[18:19] <BlazingPhoenix> *shrug*
[18:19] <TestDummy> Do what now?
[18:19] * TestDummy didn't amend the policy.
[18:19] <Prime_2> But do you know what's different about it?
[18:19] <TestDummy> Anyway, the only change (literally, the only change) was:
[18:20] <Prime_2> I mean, you've complained about Kikyo before, even kicked her once
[18:20] <TestDummy> "EsperNet is intended for conversation between people. Channels whose primary purpose is for bots to communicate between each other are prohibited."
[18:20] <Prime_2> ah
[18:20] <BlazingPhoenix> lol
[18:20] <TestDummy> The policy otherwise remains the same. I suppose the global was a bit vague, but I didn't write that either.
[18:20] <TestDummy> :|
[18:20] <Prime_2> I want to see logs of the place that did shit to trigger a need to add that to the policy
[18:20] <Prime_2> I bet they are really, really ridiculous and amazing
[18:21] <Prime_2> because the base premise sure is
[18:21] <Mystic> It's not surprising, Prime_2. I immediately think of a DDoS control channel
[18:22] <Prime_2> okay, that in particular is just depressing, and I'm pretty sure there was something in esper's policy that already forbade doing that
[18:23] <Rob> Malicious bots
[18:23] <Rob> That would cover that
[18:23] <Prime_2> badniks, if you will
[18:23] <Prime_2> ...oh, so that's why crawla is gone
[18:23] <Prime_2> *shot*
[18:23] <Rob> you're awful
For those not aware, TestDummy is one of Esper's IRCops, and Crawla was formerly the master server bot.
Later:
[18:28] <ShadowHog> So let me get this straight
[18:28] <ShadowHog> All the update to TOS says
[18:28] <ShadowHog> Is that we can't do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY
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Jayoshi
Younger than SRB2
[21:36] <MonsterIestyn> These deadly six are just ...not threatening at all
[21:36] <D00D64-X> one could say
[21:36] <MonsterIestyn> Some don't even fit as bad guys
[21:36] <D00D64-X> not deadly at all
[21:36] <MonsterIestyn> Ish
[21:37] <MonsterIestyn> All silly generic stereotype based characters too
[21:37] <MonsterIestyn> Except I haven't a clue what the purple guy is meant to be exactly
[21:38] <D00D64-X> purple? Who's that?
[21:38] <D00D64-X> I dont remember a purple
[21:38] <MonsterIestyn> The first boss
[21:38] <D00D64-X> oh, he's a punk guy
[21:38] <MonsterIestyn> Ah
[21:38] <D00D64-X> I consider him more pink-ish but I guess purple works
[21:38] <MonsterIestyn> Oh right yeah, he's pink I suppose
[21:39] <D00D64-X> he's so forgettable, you dont even remember his primary color
[21:39] <Jayoshi> lol
[21:39] <D00D64-X> the Forgetable Six
[21:36] <D00D64-X> one could say
[21:36] <MonsterIestyn> Some don't even fit as bad guys
[21:36] <D00D64-X> not deadly at all
[21:36] <MonsterIestyn> Ish
[21:37] <MonsterIestyn> All silly generic stereotype based characters too
[21:37] <MonsterIestyn> Except I haven't a clue what the purple guy is meant to be exactly
[21:38] <D00D64-X> purple? Who's that?
[21:38] <D00D64-X> I dont remember a purple
[21:38] <MonsterIestyn> The first boss
[21:38] <D00D64-X> oh, he's a punk guy
[21:38] <MonsterIestyn> Ah
[21:38] <D00D64-X> I consider him more pink-ish but I guess purple works
[21:38] <MonsterIestyn> Oh right yeah, he's pink I suppose
[21:39] <D00D64-X> he's so forgettable, you dont even remember his primary color
[21:39] <Jayoshi> lol
[21:39] <D00D64-X> the Forgetable Six
A serious conversation about the state of Knuckles in SRB2:
doing speed, keed
MellowJacket
The unreliable judge
Sonic Boom shenanigans. Was later jossed by the tv show trailer showing his glasses actually had a bridge.
Stating in advance that I do not advocate the message of the image in the following quote, this exchange was still hilarious:
MellowJacket
The unreliable judge
Five minutes later...
<D00D64-X> seriously, I dont know why she doesent wear them in the Fighters
<Badz> Even I can't make typos that bad
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