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Old 11-21-2004   #1
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Alright, I'm bored, it's a Saturday night, so time for another hillarious post by Chompy, yay!!! This time we'll look at some "isms".

Listed below are "isms" and there meanings... enjoy!

Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.

Communism: Yon have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and it may give you some of the milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it.

Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.

Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.

Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.

(Source Tallhassee Democrat - Ann Landers)
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Old 11-21-2004   #2
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Not to be mean or anything... but, what is this supposed to prove? O.o
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Old 11-21-2004   #3
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That you should drink soymilk instead.
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Old 11-21-2004   #4
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That cows would make a better government then us. o_O
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Old 11-21-2004   #5
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This is turning into that 'Curse You, Sandor!' topic on the ProjectGeeker.org board
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