IRC Quotes; Round 3.

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[15:37] <Tazzak> TAILS DOLL IS EVIL! D:
[15:39] <Mystic> No, it's not evil. It's a low polygon model
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I find Mystic's word choice to be very funny...
 
<Cinefast_Win7> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Amiga3000UX.jpg Step back in time to 1994
<Mystic> Looks pretty normal to me
<Mystic> Only difference is that back then, we didn't "round" everything we own
<Mystic> Hence, the square corners on everything
<Mystic> From computer monitors to cars.
<Mystic> At least my ancient car has a fucking rubber bumper instead of this fucking insanely expensive to replace shit
<Mystic> So that occasion where I actually went too far into the parking spot and accidentally tapped the light pole on the end did absolutely no damage to my car
<Mystic> As opposed to a newer car with that stupid jellybean rounded look on everything
<ST218> So basically, you're saying modern cars are the victims of...
<ST218> ...rounding errors
* ST218 puts on sunglasses
<ST218> YEAAAAAH!!!
 
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[21:36] <MrMystery> lol?
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[00:10] <Hyperson> ok, stfu
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[00:10] <Hyperson> chrispy
[00:10] <MrMystery> ...oops?
 
RedEnchilada>then it bitched at me for deleting it
<UltimaXtreme|Psychonauts>Meat
<RoyKirbs>Meat!
<Simsmagic>Yeah it does that
<RoyKirbs>Soon you will figure out what kind of meat.
<RedEnchilada>also, do I need more than 256mb of ram
<Simsmagic>You need to take a hammer to your installation CD
<Simsmagic>Once you destroy that it will send a signal to your computer and fix it
<RedEnchilada>don't have one
<RedEnchilada>no installation cd
<UltimaXtreme|Psychonauts>Then destroy a friend's CD
<Simsmagic>Well that complicates matters
<RedEnchilada>nah
<Simsmagic>No it only works for your cd
<UltimaXtreme|Psychonauts>Or break your toe
<Chaos_Knux>NEW BRENTALFLOSS
<Chaos_Knux>http://screwattack.com/videos/Contra-WITH-LYRICS
<UltimaXtreme|Psychonauts>that'll do it
<Chaos_Knux>CONTRA!
<RoyKirbs>Take a hammer, put it into your CD drive.
<RoyKirbs>attempt to run the hammer.
<Blade>bak
<Cirno99>a
<Simsmagic>Open your tower and start removing some useless parts
<Simsmagic>such as the fan
<Cirno99>such as the motherboard
<Blade>But yeah that boss ain't dumb :(
<Simsmagic>yeah and the motherboard
<MrMystery>so anyone want to host the multi contest pack, assuming they won't ban me because I have joinlag?
<Simsmagic>upgrade to a fatherboard
<Simsmagic>much more powerful
<RedEnchilada>yes it is, blade
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<Cirno99>hammersmash your entire computer except for the power button
<Boinciel>http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/5112/img0880u.jpg
<MrMystery>cause Neo was rather abrupt in doing so
<Simsmagic>no that's stupid cirno
<Cirno99>i'm 9% sure it'll work
RedEnchiladahosts the contest pack, then his computer crashes instantly
<RoyKirbs>except for red becuase he is a maverick.
<RedEnchilada>shut up roy :<
<RoyKirbs>what? that's a GOOD thing.
<Simsmagic>Red that's because you haven't installed a fatherboard like all the cool kids have
<RedEnchilada>shut up sims :(
<Simsmagic>but i have a phd in this shit
<Simsmagic>so that's doctor sims
<RedEnchilada>shut up doctor shit
<RedEnchilada>>:<
<Mach>Docter Simulations
<RoyKirbs>red.
<Mach>*Doctor Simulations
<RoyKirbs>let's be tangle buddies.
<RoyKirbs><3
<Simsmagic>:ooo
<RedEnchilada>hay guys, are big paging files good or bad
<Simsmagic>probably not
<RedEnchilada>shut up sims :<, in advance
<RedEnchilada>fff
<Simsmagic>too late
<RoyKirbs>red.
<RedEnchilada>wut
Me smart, no?
 
[17:49] <Kyasarin> Mystyc_Cheez: If you're sixteen, can you act like it?
[17:49] <Mystyc_Cheez> I am acting as I wish...
[17:50] <Mystyc_Cheez> I dislike sex xompletely
[17:50] <Cirno99> there are rules here
[17:50] <Mystyc_Cheez> completely*
[17:50] <Mystyc_Cheez> I am aware, but I will abide.
[17:50] <Kyasarin> Mystyc_Cheez: You're really immature if you think sex is gross and that your teachers are perverts.
[17:50] <Nev3r> <Mystyc_Cheez> I dislike sex xompletely
[17:50] <Nev3r> ban
[17:50] <Mystyc_Cheez> what?
[17:50] <Tenshi_Hinanai> is it ban hammer time?
[17:51] <Mystyc_Cheez> Give me a break I was raped./quit
[17:51] <Kyasarin> Mystyc_Cheez: If you're sixteen, you're really immature. if you're younger than that, ot's obvious.
02[17:51] * Mystyc_Cheez (Mibbit@nc-67-239-191-96.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[17:51] <Kyasarin> lol
[17:51] <Nev3r> LOL
[17:51] <Cirno99> ahahahh

...Something is telling me "Mystyc_Cheez" is not 16.
 
..I think I was lurking in chat when that happened. >_> How is nature gross? I know it's rather offtopic, but still. That's a little...weird.
 
<RedEnchilada> wait, was it "Yes" or "No"?
<Simsmagic> No
<RedEnchilada> or "none of your business"?
<Simsmagic> All of the above
<RedEnchilada> oh, so it's "All of the above"!
<Simsmagic> Yes
<RedEnchilada> wait, it's "Yes"?
<Simsmagic> Yes
<RedEnchilada> either way, it's a shitty name
<Simsmagic> Exactly
<RedEnchilada> ok then, I will call you Yes from now on
<Simsmagic> No that wasn't a name
*Simsmagic is now known as Yes

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<ShadowHog> And it's not completely STUPID like the "submerge your xbox in bathtub filled with ice-cold water" method
<Boinciel> they also had bargain bin SNESes
<Boinciel> unboxed, 1000 yen
<ShadowHog> Yes, I've seriously seen this one suggested
<Boinciel> :(
<ShadowHog> You mean SFCs
<Mystic> The tracking says it'll arrive by 10:30 AM tomorrow
<Boinciel> yes
<Boincciel> sfcs
*Yes is now known as Simsmagic
 
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<zerowolf64> ive had skype sex with her so dont call me a virgin

The first line's all we need, thank you very much. ~Inuyasha
 
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Bigboi said:
That's about 36 lines too long. You guys really ran it into the ground.
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This is srb2fun we're talking about here. But it kinda lies in the nature of a chatroom with 50 people that everyone wants to say something about a funny line and it gets old quickly. In such cases, saying nothing and laughing quietly is the best you can do.
 
<Cinefast_Windows> MonsterIestyn, how'd you like to form a Mother/Daughter Music Team?
<MonsterIestyn> Mother/Daughter? What?
<Cinefast_Windows> That part was sarcasm :P
<MonsterIestyn> Hmm...
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<Cinefast_Windows> SpiritCrusher would make up the grandmother component
<SpiritCrusher> The hell?
<Cinefast_Windows> ....lol what timing you have
 
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[02:06] <MrMystery> http://wiki.rustedlogic.net/Pokémon_FireRed_and_LeafGreen <-- OH my
[02:06] <MrMystery> rather stern anti-piracy message there...
[02:07] <KOTE> o.o
[02:08] <Chase> ;_;
[02:08] * KOTE watches Chase die
 
[21:34] <Cinefast_Windows> <DarkShadic> "tell your mom she's a whiny bitch" <- Correction: Tell her she's a cock-suckin' mf assshit lesbian bitch.
[21:34] <Cinefast_Windows> > implying lesbianness is bad
[21:34] <Cinefast_Windows> > > implying homosexuality is bad
[21:34] <RedEnchilada> Cinefast_Windows: it's kinda creepy imo
[21:34] <DarkShadic> Most of time its hot.
[21:35] <DarkShadic> Not that I'm implyng that she's hot.
[21:35] <RedEnchilada> also, just because you're homo doesn't mean I'm fine with homos >:<
[21:35] <Cinefast_Windows> not really RedEnchilada
[21:35] <Mystic> Cinefast_Windows, considering how long "that's gay" was an insult all through middle and high school, I don't see your point
[21:35] <Cinefast_Windows> there's nothing creepy about love
[21:35] <Mystic> Implying sodomy was most DEFINITELY insulting throughout =P
[21:35] <RedEnchilada> but it's creepy when two dudes sleep together
[21:35] <RedEnchilada> or two girls, even!
[21:36] <RedEnchilada> why
[21:36] <RedEnchilada> actually
[21:36] <RedEnchilada> I'm not interested in anyone's sex but my own
[21:36] <RoyKirbs> Wow.
[21:36] <Mystic> man, that statement is SO easy to warp
 
<RoyKirbs> I'll be honest, Sonict is much of a stickler for the rules.
<Scizor300> Sonict is pretty strict about the rules, I'll agree
<Mach> He should be a vice principal
<RoyKirbs> ^
<RoyKirbs> A gambling vice principal.
<RoyKirbs> that sounds so great for a romantic comedy on Oxygen.
<Scizor300> But Sonict won, that ruins the plot.
<RoyKirbs> Indeed. :<
<Scizor300> Maybe Kikyo?
<RoyKirbs> A romantic comedy with Kikyo.
<RoyKirbs> she once kicked hew boyfriend because he was yelling at her too much.
<RoyKirbs> Torn, she goes to kill herself when suddenly a dogman came up to her admiring her extreme kicking power.
<Scizor300> <Kikyo> I couldn't help it, he was using ALLCAPS for much more than three lines in a row.
<RoyKirbs> This dogman turns Kikyo into a cyborg that looms over the land of SRB2Fun, waiting for someone to yell too much.
<Scizor300> Which then she uses her extreme kicking powers.
<Scizor300> She learns to love the dogman
<RoyKirbs> Saying afterwards, "Too many CAPS, cool down for a bit."
<RoyKirbs> Then saying their punishment.
<RoyKirbs> Later Kikyo was programmed to kick people who talks entirely too much.
<RoyKirbs> In a way known as "spam".
<Kikyo> I should kick for monologues.
<Scizor300> But she loses her ability to speak, other than the occasional line.
<Scizor300> Such as that
<RoyKirbs> Her body...an empty soul it is.
<RoyKirbs> needing for filling.
<Scizor300> All of the programming done by the dogman left her with an empty heart.
<RoyKirbs> we would so win 3 emmys for this.
<Scizor300> Yes
<Scizor300> The Kicker
<Scizor300> From the horrible minds of RoyKirbs and Scizor300
<RoyKirbs> Starring Tina Fey as Kikyo.
<Inuyasha> !set sentience on
<RoyKirbs> Featuring Tom Cruse as Dogman.
<Scizor300> We discover the life of a woman with extreme kicking powers, and with great power, comes great responsibility.
<Scizor300> How she meets a dogman, and finds purpose in her life.
<RoyKirbs> Also featuring Jerry Seinfeld as Blitzzo.
<Scizor300> And Jason Anthony Griffith as Scizor300, the suave narrator of this story.
<RoyKirbs> Hah.
<Scizor300> And Miley Cirus as RoyKirbs.
<Scizor300> :3
<RoyKirbs> And...fuck you. :<
 
< JEV3> Sunohara, why don't you try to convince us that Tomoyo's a guy again
<Sunohara> Tomoyo really is a guy!
< Sunohara> No chick could have the power of jesus fucking christ.
< JEV3> you need two or three examples to prove something
< Sunohara> Ok!
<Sunohara> He likes other girls.
< JEV3> Sunohara, your best friend is a guy, and girls won't talk to you
<Sunohara> and i seriously think lesbianism is for blondes and strippers.
<JEV3> your point is invalidated
<Sunohara> Tomoyo talks to me...every time I'm kicked in the face.
<Sunohara> ..
<Sunohara> FUCK.
 
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