IRC Quotes; Round 3.

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<Nev3r> No, you aren't smart, RoyKirbs
<RoyKirbs> Of course I'm not smar.
<Iceman404> "smar" :P
<Nev3r> you're retarde
<MonsterIestyn> RoyKirbs is neither smar nor smart
<Iceman404> self explanitor :P
<Iceman404> ffff
Character limit please.
 
Context because Colson sucks:

[23:41] <RedEnchilada> so, burning question
[23:41] <RedEnchilada> has mystic ever played 06?
[23:41] <Mystic> I've played the first stage
[23:41] <Jev3|Writing> wait, really?
[23:41] <Mystic> It is unquestionably the worst game I have ever played
[23:42] <MrMystery> Mystic: I reserve that special place in hell for 8-bit sonic spinball, but :p
[23:42] <Mystic> I don't think I've ever played 8-bit Spinball, but it can't POSSIBLY be that bad
[23:42] <MrMystery> mystic, it's a choppy, glitchy trainwreck
[23:43] <MrMystery> and is horribly hideous to boot
[23:43] <Mystic> but so is 2K6
[23:43] <Mystic> well then, I blame you for this
[23:43] * Mystic goes to hunt down a ROM out of curiousity


[01:04] <MrMystery> so mystic, how were your adventures in 8-bit pinball hell?
[01:04] <Mystic> MrMystery, I beat Sonic Spinball SMS
[01:04] <Mystic> Sonic 2K6 is better.
[01:04] <Mystic> er, other way around
[01:04] <MrMystery> lol
[01:04] <Chester_Elegante> ...
[01:04] <Mystic> Sonic Spinball SMS is better
[01:04] <Chester_Elegante> Bahaha.
[01:04] <Mystic> I can't type at all
[01:04] <Chester_Elegante> Mystic is a great derp today.

Apparently terrible games break Mystic, we have found a weakness!
 
Apparently terrible games break Mystic, we have found a weakness!

Too late, check page 12, go go go!

Anyways...
<Iceman404|Coin> http://www.spriters-resource.com/snes/dkc2/vgheroes.gif lol, Sonic and Earthworm Jim in the trashcan.
<Arf> man
<Arf> what a prediction
<Arf> a seer must have been working at rare
<Iceman404|Coin> I want to strive for full conversion Mario mode where everycharacter has tails speed, has nospinjump, jumps higher, and holds the spin button to run at full speed. With faster fireballs that are larger and bounce higher, along with the basic Mario enemies.
<Scizor300> I remember when the WADBase was working on a collab
<Scizor300> i made a map for it
<Scizor300> it was terrible
<D00D64-X> that Sonic 1 collab?
<Scizor300> No
<D00D64-X> oh
<Scizor300> Something else
<Iceman404|Coin> With this there would be flying capes and hammer suits that would make characters skin go black.
<RedEnchilada> <Bobinator> What, a complete recreation of Mario 64's gameplay?
<Iceman404|Coin> For how the suits would work, I PM
<RedEnchilada> sure!
<RedEnchilada> just code it!
<Iceman404|Coin> PM'd D00D this
<Iceman404|Coin> <Iceman404> I want to make sprites for the Tanooki powerup. Instead of making whole new sprites for the characters, the ears and tail would float right on the character in specified coordinates, much like the shields do.
<Iceman404|Coin> <Iceman404> Or a cape
<Iceman404|Coin> <Iceman404> Would that be possible?
<Scizor300> Doubt it
<Iceman404|Coin> Though that sounds like alot to go, and noone would follow me
<D00D64-X> <D00D64-X> I dunno, for one thing, all of the main characters have different proportions
<D00D64-X> <D00D64-X> another thing is that it'd probably have to replace the whirlwind shield
<RedEnchilada> Iceman: do you know why it's called A_CapeChase?
<Scizor300> You'd need to create a new sprite set IIRC
<Iceman404|Coin> So I'm just replacin tiles, hopin the devs would accept
<D00D64-X> Red: Do you know that the cape was made for Sonic's proportions?
<D00D64-X> and that Mario Mode wouldn't be able to differenciate between the main 3, as well as make it unusable for any custom characters?
* Whackjood (~whackjood@cpc1-pool13-2-0-cust229.15-1.cable.virginmedia.com) Quit
<D00D64-X> unless you like the idea of Tails having a cape grow out the back of his head
<RedEnchilada> yes
<RedEnchilada> in fact, I do
<D00D64-X> ...okay, maybe it is
<D00D64-X> but that's still not very practical
<Iceman404|Coin> It could be raised or lowered by code for the main 3. Like SRB2Riders, wad makes would have to make new characters for the separate exe
<Iceman404|Coin> *makers
<D00D64-X> in other words, unsocable
* Mach (~Mach9k1@adsl-75-31-189-145.dsl.ksc2mo.sbcglobal.net) has joined #srb2fun
<Iceman404|Coin> Yep
<Iceman404|Coin> Yep
<D00D64-X> and IIRC, Mario Mode was just ment to emulate SMB1 anyway
<Iceman404|Coin> I would like a new exe :P
<D00D64-X> and the staff obviously doesent care about Mario Mode
<Scizor300> Perhaps if you could have an option to edit the coordinates of A_CapeChase, that would be possible
<Iceman404|Coin> Would it be likely for the staff to accept Mario Mode if someone did it for them? :3
<Iceman404|Coin> Or would they turn it down like they always do?
<Scizor300> doubt it
<RedEnchilada> the latter
<Iceman404|Coin> sighh, I thought so.
<RedEnchilada> trust me, they'll find some catch and refuse to accept it
<Iceman404|Coin> ^
<Scizor300> Probably because, same with accepting OLDC maps that aren't dev maps, they'd tear it apart
<D00D64-X> basically, its up to us to fix what we want fixed
<Scizor300> not that people like me care
<D00D64-X> always been that way
<D00D64-X> so SOCs are all we got
<Iceman404|Coin> I hate that way >:I
<Iceman404|Coin> It's either they make it, or you make your own mod
<Iceman404|Coin> If you make something to add into vanilla, your wasting your time
<D00D64-X> no, just the latter
<Iceman404|Coin> sigh
<Iceman404|Coin> My dreeeaaammmss, crushed.
<Iceman404|Coin> Back to coins...
<D00D64-X> AND SO ENDS ANOTHER RETELLING OF THE STORY OF SRB2
<Iceman404|Coin> Been' told for 11 years.
<Scizor300> Quite a sad story
<Scizor300> Brings a tear to my eye with every retelling :<
<@ShadowHog> A tale of hedgehogs and robots, eternally retold
<RedEnchilada> I have a sadder story
<Chase> Some may say time repeats and they maybe right
<RedEnchilada> once, there was an ugly barnacle
<Chase> But it has it's differences every cycle
<RedEnchilada> he was so ugly that everyone died
<RedEnchilada> THE END
<Chase> you forgot to smile
<RedEnchilada> :)
<Chase> There you go
* Chase eas RE
<Chase> eats*
<RedEnchilada> I've been eaed!
* D00D64-X breaks one of RedEnchilada's legs
* RedEnchilada goes off to make the new Madden game
<Chase> RE
<Chase> like it is much work
<RedEnchilada> ...oh
<Chase> just change the title name
<Chase> and any year numbers
<RedEnchilada> yup!
<Scizor300> <@ShadowHog> A tale of hedgehogs and robots, eternally retold <--- And rejected community productions of new and of old
 
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[23:25] <ZarroTsu> so
[23:25] <ZarroTsu> if you punch a pony
[23:25] <ZarroTsu> what happens
[23:25] <D00D64-X> Zarro: They buck you into next week
[23:25] <D00D64-X> at the least
[23:25] <ZarroTsu> I could do with skipping a week
[23:25] * Chase punches ZarroTsu like Cans
[23:26] <ZarroTsu> WHEEEE
[23:26] <ZarroTsu> oh it's like I never moved
[23:26] <Chase> yes
[23:26] <Chase> clearly nothing changed in a week
[23:26] <Chase> Let's try punching you again
[23:26] <ZarroTsu> nah
[23:26] * Chase punches ZarroTsu again
[23:27] * ZarroTsu cool dodge and supplex throw
[23:27] -->| RedEnchilada has joined #srb2fun
[23:27] <RedEnchilada> fuck you, internet
[23:27] <ZarroTsu> and then Chase was RedEnchilada
 
I'm posting quotes from a completely different channel on a completely different network to be a hipster.

<%Colson> &stat loli
<&Rena_Ryuuguu> Colson: Your loli level is 28.07%
<%Colson> that is so inaccurate
<%Colson> I'm a dude
<~Melphis> &stat loli
<&Rena_Ryuuguu> Melphis: Your loli level is 24.46%
<%Colson> ...
<~Melphis> maybe you're just a shota, Colson
<%Colson> I'm more of a loli than Melphis
<%Colson> o_o
<%Lyra> &stat loli
<&Rena_Ryuuguu> Lyra: Your loli level is 82.46%
<%Colson> I hope no
<%Colson> t
<%Colson> ...
<%Colson> WHAT THE FUCK
* %Lyra bows
 
[preceding discussion about Bbop800's server and what he should host]
[19:05] <Whackjood> I would say "start a server with people in this channel" but that only ever works for Mystic
[19:06] <SpiritCrusher> I never played in Mystic's server
[19:06] <SpiritCrusher> Granted, I am never awake when he hosts
[19:07] <MrMystery> SpiritCrusher: it's as close to no lag as SRB2 can be :p
[19:07] <SpiritCrusher> Yeah, Mystic has this super-ridiculous connection, hasn't he?
[19:07] <MrMystery> indeed
[19:07] <SpiritCrusher> Man, where did he get that from?
[19:08] <SpiritCrusher> More precisely, what does he pay it from?
[19:08] <SpiritCrusher> His non-existent payroll?
[19:09] <Chase> SpiritCrusher
[19:09] <Chase> He is a time traveller
[19:09] <Chase> He is secretly a multimillionare in the future
[19:10] <SpiritCrusher> SRB2 will go commercial in 2015 when it's done
[19:10] <Chase> Yes
[19:10] <Chase> And that is how he gets rich
[19:10] <SpiritCrusher> And then it becomes a smash hit
[19:10] <Chase> He ends up taking over sega
[19:10] <Whackjood> implying Sega won't steal all the profit
[19:11] <MonsterIestyn> Lol
[19:11] <SpiritCrusher> Nononono
[19:11] <SpiritCrusher> He'll invent a new protagonist for it
[19:11] <SpiritCrusher> And replace every trace of Sonic
[19:11] <Whackjood> Implying AJ won't joust Mystic from his position of power at the last minute and take all the cash
[19:11] <MrMystery> Whackjood: where do you think Sonikku has been all these years?
[19:11] <Whackjood> AJ would need to shout "GETALOADOFTHIS" while he does that mind you
[19:12] <Whackjood> oh god now I have this mental image of AJ riding on Sonikku's shoulders, carrying a jousting lance and shouting a war cry of "GETALOADOFTHISGETALOADOFTHIS"
[19:12] <MrMystery> ....
[19:12] <MrMystery> lmao
[19:12] <Whackjood> fukkin internet
[19:12] <Chase> Needs to be drawn
[19:12] <Chase> Now
 
Whilst in the Retro IRC, I was watching the E3 2011 Sony conference, and this happened

17:01 UltimaXtreme I do like NBA 2k12's realistic graphics.
17:02 Overlord <UltimaXtreme> I do like NBA 2k11's realistic graphics.
17:02 Overlord <UltimaXtreme> I do like NBA 2k10's realistic graphics.
17:02 Overlord <UltimaXtreme> I do like NBA 2k09's realistic graphics.
17:02 Overlord etc
17:02 Overlord etc
17:02 Overlord etc
17:02 UltimaXtreme No
17:02 UltimaXtreme Shut up
17:02 UltimaXtreme I hate NBA games.
 
<Whackjood> uhhwwaooohhhHHHH JESUS CHRIST THAT SOC IT'S LIKE I'M PLAYING WITH THE 1.09.4 EXE SMS
<Chrispy> If one more person mentions that soc being like playing as SMS, I'm going to contact SMS personally and tell him that I am willing to help him with his next WAD
<Majro> Would that be good or bad?
<Chrispy> IT'D BE TERRIBLE
<Chrispy> WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER SMS WAD RUNNING AROUND JEEZUS
<Majro> At least it would have shading
<MonsterIestyn> Implying Chrispy would put in effort to make an SMS wad
<MonsterIestyn> Of all characters
<MonsterIestyn> ;)
<Whackjood> He would if you bribed him
<Chrispy> ^
<Chrispy> ^^^
<Chrispy> MUNIEZ PLOX
<Majro> Money? For SMS? I'm sure quite a lot of SRB2 players would pay...
<Chrispy> $60 and I'd make whatever whoever paid for
<Majro> Oooh! Let's use this to get proper Metal Robotnik sprites in SRB2!
<Chrispy> moneymoneymoney
<MonsterIestyn> I wonder what $60 would be in pounds? :V
<Errol> 40? dunno
<Chrispy> It'd be money
<Chrispy> Dad, are you money?
<Chrispy> *Deep money voice* Yes, son. Now we are a family again
Ohay guiz i have teh irc
 
<@Boinciel> <Boinciel> http://i47.tinypic.com/2w6e7tu.jpg
<Playah> De fuq
<MonsterIestyn> ...what is happening to Sonic there
<@Boinciel> he is becoming modernized
<Radiant> ..
<Radiant> This is legit
<Radiant> I can only imagine what would happen if he kept it up
<Whackjood> He would become the Werehog
<MonsterIestyn> No
<MonsterIestyn> He'd be a real hedgehog
Why the hell not.
 
SRB2fun said:
17:57:35 | <Andrew2> But why call it "Dumbventure"?
17:57:40 | <SpiritCrusher> Because it's dumb
17:57:41 | <Simsmagic> because it's dumb
17:57:42 | <Colson> because it's dumb!
17:57:43 | <D00D64-X> because its a dumb adventure
17:57:59 | <SpiritCrusher> THE MIGHTY DONKEY KRA(C)KEN HAS SPOKEN!

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#srb2pony said:
<@Chelsea> someone find something to make me d'awww
<Chief-Pony> 235 hit combo in Sonic Unleashed
* Chief-Pony unzips his pants revealing a puppy
<Chief-Pony> Fuck wrong channel
<Whackjood> what
<@RedEnchilada> ...
<@RoyKirbs> ...
<@RoyKirbs> WHAT
Chelsea Chief-Pony
* RedEnchilada has kicked Chief-Pony from #srb2pony (no.)
<@RoyKirbs> WHAT.
* Chief-Pony (~csmgiw@d-69-161-72-195.cpe.metrocast.net) has joined #srb2pony
<@Chelsea> lolololololololololol
<@RoyKirbs> WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT.
<Whackjood> That's amazing
I love things taken out of context.
 
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Since D00D's response was just too awesome.
<@Prime_2> What holidays are commonly celebrated?
<@Prime_2> Religious and weather/season related ones especially
<D00D64-X> Day of Lavos
 
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<D00D64-X> and no, Dumbventure is not for vanilla SRB2
<MonsterIestyn> [17:27] <D00D64-X> The community for the most part is pretty thankless when it comes to stuff like the wiki <-- So they wouldn't mind if, say, I decided to stop helping with the wolo forever, right?~
<MonsterIestyn> *wiki
<MonsterIestyn> Lol wolo
<Simsmagic> wolo
<D00D64-X> Dumbventure is its own thing
<Iceman404> wolooo
<Zipper> Wolo!
<Colson> wolo
<Colson> wolooooo
<Iceman404> wokokokokokoo
<Zipper> You rock! Woo-loo!
<Whackjood> Woloololo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tBqdKGiqnI
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Not on #srb2fun per-se, but on another channel.

[16:36] Iubdou: I’m about to go buy a new TV.
[16:36] * Nuero has joined #<Channel name withheld>
[16:37] Aleos: Going for a big one?
[16:37] Iubdou: 46 inches.
[16:37] Nuero: What did I just sign in to
 
[02:31] <Dreazy> Lol'd at 'farm on ur wii' ad
[02:32] <Prime_2> oh god no
[02:32] <Prime_2> farmville on wii?
[02:32] <Mystic> Hey guys, remember when "farming" in games was considered a negative thing ^_~
[02:33] <Dreazy> And SRB2 farming..lol
[02:33] <Simsmagic> Considering the entire point of Runescape is farming
[02:33] <Simsmagic> No
[02:33] <Mystic> brb, making Crawlas have random drops and making the only thing you care about a 0.1% drop rate
[02:33] <Simsmagic> Do it
[02:34] <Mystic> Simsmagic, I remember making fun of Runescape when it was NEW
[02:34] <Mystic> I don't see your point ^_~
[02:34] <Prime_2> <Mystic> brb, making Crawlas have random drops and making the only thing you care about a 0.1% drop rate <-I'll have it done before noon
[02:35] <Mystic> No, Prime_2, you clearly don't get it
[02:35] <Mystic> You see, they drop a consumable
[02:35] <Simsmagic> Point being that since the only MMORPG I've ever gotten into was RS, farming was never considered "bad"
[02:35] <Prime_2> A_SpawnObjectRelative
[02:35] <Mystic> You're going to need 100 of those consumables for every serious competitive game ^_~
[02:35] <Prime_2> A_Randomstate
[02:35] <Simsmagic> Blue Crawla has dropped a Rusty Dagger
[02:35] <Mystic> I immediately think of pre-2.1 consumables farming in WoW
[02:35] <Mystic> Good LORD that was bull shit
[02:35] <Dreazy> XD
[02:36] <Simsmagic> >Equip Rusty Dagger
[02:36] <Simsmagic> Sonic equips the item and gains +3 attack points
[02:37] <Simsmagic> You spy a Blue Crawla inching towards you
[02:37] <MrMystery> >You cut your finger on the dagger!
[02:37] <MrMystery> >You suddenly fell ill!
[02:37] <Simsmagic> You drop 26 rings
[02:37] <Simsmagic> >Collect dropped rings
[02:38] <Prime_2> So, 50% of the time it drops a flicky, 10% of the time it drops a ring(and there are no rings otherwise), 39.9% of the time it's a deton, and .1% of the time it's the 7th chaos emerald, while the 7th special stage is now a giant pit
[02:38] <MrMystery> lawl a deton
[02:38] <Simsmagic> Caught off guard, you only manage to pick up 13 of the 26 rings. The Blue Crawla continues inching towards you undeterred
[02:39] <Prime_2> And with rigorous testing, I'll make sure you never get anything of value despite this distribution of drop rates because SRB2's RNG is so hilarious
[02:39] <Simsmagic> >Attack Blue Crawla with Rusty Dagger
[02:39] <MrMystery> >The flimsy blade snapped in your hand!
[02:39] <MrMystery> >0 damage
[02:39] <Mystic> well, Prime_2, the best part is that you can't even HAVE a 0.1% drop rate in SRB2
[02:39] <Simsmagic> The Blue Crawla runs into you and you spill your rings again.
[02:39] <Mystic> since the lowest odds the RNG can handle are 1 in 256 ^_~
[02:39] <Prime_2> Hahahaha
[02:40] <Inuyasha> Mystic: yes, you can
[02:40] <Prime_2> Dude, the drop rate system would be controlled via selecting randomly from 1000 states
[02:40] <MrMystery> >Your hand begins to develop gangrene from infection!
[02:40] <Simsmagic> I would seriously play SRB2RPG if you make that
[02:40] <Prime_2> each one spawns one of the possible drops, and the number of states with any particular chance is the droprate
[02:40] <Prime_2> each state is an additional .1%
[02:40] <MrMystery> >Sonic died.
[02:41] <Prime_2> ergo, the grey emerald only has one state that spawns it
[02:41] <Prime_2> compared to the deton which gets 300. ^_~
[02:41] <Prime_2> *399
[02:41] <Dreazy> 399 what?
[02:41] <Prime_2> states
[02:42] <Dreazy> :|
[02:42] <Inuyasha> the 1ups in FFZ3 require the RNG to give 0, then a number below 16
[02:42] <Simsmagic> You feel the cold embrace of death upon you. You lie motionless, until you feel the warm feeling of revival.
[02:42] <Simsmagic> You are now at the beginning of Green Flower Zone Act 1. You have two lives remaining.
[02:42] <Simsmagic> Your inventory is empty and you have no rings.
[02:43] <Simsmagic> You see a Blue Crawla and a Broken Dagger.
[02:43] <Simsmagic> What do you do?
[02:43] <Mystic> In all seriousness, SRB2 doesn't even HAVE an inventory system of note, so I think you all are save from having to farm random drops to be able to have enough consumables to take down GFZ3 ^_~
[02:43] <MrMystery> >Rush at the Blue Crawla
[02:43] <Inuyasha> > Ignore everything and run
[02:44] <Prime_2> *safe
[02:44] <Simsmagic> You rush towards the Blue Crawla, activating your special "Spin Dash" power.
[02:44] <Prime_2> And I assure you Mystic, I can make that a reality too. :P
[02:44] <Simsmagic> You deal 1 damage and kill the Crawla, freeing the trapped flicky inside.
[02:45] <Simsmagic> You gain 6 exp. points! (6/20)
[02:45] <Mystic> Prime_2, the day you need a flask, six elixirs, and three or four consumables from the fucking Blasted Lands to take down the Egg Mobile is the day I commit genocide, starting with you ^_~
[02:45] <MrMystery> lmao mystic
[02:45] <Blade> Prime_2 do it
[02:45] <Prime_2> I am so holding you to that, Mystic
[02:45] <Prime_2> Oh I so fucking will Blade
[02:45] <Simsmagic> Then we go on raids through Deep Sea Zone 2


ALMOST ONE YEAR LATER:

[02:02] <Prime_2> Naw, I'm too lazy.
 
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Mystic said:
In all seriousness, SRB2 doesn't even HAVE an inventory system of note, so I think you all are save from having to farm random drops to be able to have enough consumables to take down GFZ3 ^_~
Oh, that wouldn't be too difficult; just borrow the code from Heretic, Hexen, Strife et al...
 
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