Slurgly
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Do you think your smart, than answer these.
>Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify.
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>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
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>you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer.
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>questions are NOT that difficult, but don't scroll down UNTIL you have
>answered the question!
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>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
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>close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
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>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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>Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
>refrigerator? Wrong Answer.
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>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
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>elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
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>3.The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
>just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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>Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
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>still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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>4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
>you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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>Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
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>listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This
>tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals
>they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several
>correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves
the
>theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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>*** WORLEYPARSONS GROUP NOTICE ***
>"This is confidential. If you are not the intended recipient,
you
>must not disclose or use the information contained in it. If you
have
>received this in error, please notify us immediately by return
email
>and delete this and any attachments. Any personal views or
opinions
>expressed by the writer may not necessarily reflect the views or
opinions
>Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify.
>
>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether
>you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer.
The
>questions are NOT that difficult, but don't scroll down UNTIL you have
>answered the question!
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>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
and
>close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things
>in an overly complicated way.
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>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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>Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
>refrigerator? Wrong Answer.
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>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the
>elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
the
>repercussions of your previous actions.
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>3.The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
>attend....except one. Which animal does not attend?
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>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
>just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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>Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you
>still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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>4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
>you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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>Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been
>listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This
>tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
>
>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals
>they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several
>correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves
the
>theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
>
>*** WORLEYPARSONS GROUP NOTICE ***
>"This is confidential. If you are not the intended recipient,
you
>must not disclose or use the information contained in it. If you
have
>received this in error, please notify us immediately by return
>and delete this and any attachments. Any personal views or
opinions
>expressed by the writer may not necessarily reflect the views or
opinions
