Well, I do have friends in high places... but it's best not to let those flights of fancy distract me. I've still got other gimmicks and some enemies to code, let alone the fact that I've barely started this map's geometry.
I am a goddess, yes, but a lot of this is hacky and needs cleaning up before I'd consider it acceptable quality. One step at a time.
(but also d'aww thx you guys)