The Tails D... D... D... DOLL!!!!!!!!

Is There Really A Curse My Cus Was Playing Sonic R The Screen Was Tails Doll While He Was Playing OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hes After Me NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lemme tell you a little something about the Tails Doll. Without his head, he's useless. If you kill him, he dies, and he's vulnerable to fire, blunt trauma, slicing damage, pointy objects, and being jumped on. He's also a videogame character, youknow, the sort of thing with no substance. For him to appear would violate the law of conservation of matter. If you destroy the game cartridge, he dies.

Then I Will Break The Game Card!

Yeah, but then you lose the game, and that's like, a whole bunch of money down the drain. And what with the economy being in the gutter, that's even worse than having your soul sucked out by a doll you could've just killed with a conventional weapon.

For the love of... there isn't a Tails Doll Curse, it's not funny, it never WAS funny, and I'm getting sick and tired of seeing it. Topic over.