IRC Quotes; Round 3.

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<RicoHarbor64-X> you
<RicoHarbor64-X> CANNOT
<RicoHarbor64-X> wake up
<RicoHarbor64-X> EARLY ENOUGH
<RicoHarbor64-X> to shit in my toilet

what is context
 
To be honest I was probably the one he was talking to and I STILL DIDN'T GET IT.
 
<Nekoishi> D00D64-X
<Nekoishi> are you secretly a catgirl?
<D00D64-X> no
<Nekoishi> are you publicly a catgirl
<D00D64-X> no
<Nekoishi> D00D64-X are you a catgirl in new leaf
<D00D64-X> no
<Nekoishi> D00D64-X are you a catgirl in your dreams
<D00D64-X> no
<Prime_2> Are you a catgirl in a house? Are you a catgirl with a mouse?
<Prime_2> in a box, with a fox? In a train or a tree or a car?
<Nekoishi> dangit prime_2
<Nekoishi> i'm trying to annoy him to the point where he just says yes
<Prime_2> Isn't that how green eggs and catgirl ends?

[01:18:22] <NE-K015H1> D00D3TT364-Y, are you a catgirl
[01:18:36] <NE-K015H1> I'll take a no as a yes
[01:21:23] <PrimeV2> what if he says he's a dog
[01:21:25] <D00D3TT364-Y> of course not
[01:21:33] <PrimeV2> oh, you're not a dog
[01:21:39] <PrimeV2> so you are a catgirl, then?
[01:22:57] <D00D3TT364-Y> I can be whatever I want to be
[01:23:01] <D00D3TT364-Y> so I am not
[01:24:14] <PrimeV2> I notice that "not" contains "no"
[01:29:31] <NE-K015H1> confirmed
[01:29:35] <NE-K015H1> D00D3TT364-Y is a catgirl
[01:29:48] <NE-K015H1> the only way to escape your fate is to become a rico harbor
[01:29:57] <D00D3TT364-Y> oh, right
[01:30:06] <D00D3TT364-Y> yeah, I guess D00D3TT364-Y is a catgirl
[01:30:19] <NE-K015H1> hooray
[01:30:29] <NE-K015H1> PrimeV2, can that go in the irc quotes topic
[01:33:14] <D00D3TT364-Y> no

D00D3TT364 confirmed for catgirl
 
<MonsterIestyn> first time I've seen A Cat here in a while now
<HellHawkX> apparently he also "spies" on the chat
<HellHawkX> but who cares, not like he is doing anything
<DrTapeworm> he could be you, he could be me
<DrTapeworm> he could even be
* DrTapeworm (~DrTapewor@173-170-233-8.res.bhn.net) has left #srb2fun
* CobaltBW shotgun
<CobaltBW> what?
<CobaltBW> it was obvious! he's a cat

A rare moment of perfect punchline teamwork on #srb2fun
 
<IceDragon404> I hate whitespam in media
<IceDragon404> lol
<IceDragon404> but thats for another time~
<Nev3r> I hate getting blackmailed
<Nev3r> :^)

We were talking about why we'd like Shantae in Sm4sh.
 
[10:09:16] <HellHawkX> I just realied
[10:09:30] <HellHawkX> that the reason DroidDragon is usually so blunt and honest
[10:09:33] <HellHawkX> is because he likes big butts
[10:09:37] <HellHawkX> and people who like big butts can not lie
[10:09:51] <DroidDragon> ...
[10:09:59] <DefinitelyNotKogasa> it checks out
[10:10:00] <DroidDragon> Okay I legitimately found that very funny
 
<MonsterIestyn> in the end even with its effort ...do we really want further games based on a stupid creepypasta
<MonsterIestyn> or, as I prefer to call it, scary spaghetti
<HellHawkX> Spooky Sphagetti sounde better
<Zipper> ghastly tortellini
<MotorRoach> Scary noodles
<Majro> terrifying lasagna
<HellHawkX> EERIE RAVIOLI
<Eyeshield> frightening yakisoba
<MonsterIestyn> macabre macaroni
 
<HellHawkX> heck, I would sell my soul to make it so <HellHawkX> that my dick detaches from my body <HellHawkX> and starts flailing around once I die <TehRealSalt> HellHawkX: I wouldn't because what the fuck <HellHawkX> TehRealSalt why the fuck wouldn't you? <HellHawkX> it would be the most awesome thing ever <HellHawkX> it's like <HellHawkX> "yeah, mom? grandpa died" <HellHawkX> "yeah I need help to catch his dick, yeah"

HellHawk and I have very different standards of awesome
 
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<MotorRoach> It's Tuesday, and you know what that means?
<MonsterIestyn> I Tues you
<HellHawkX> it stops being tuesday once night comes
<HellHawkX> B)
<MotorRoach> Oh my god
 
<MotorRoach> It's Tuesday, and you know what that means?
<MonsterIestyn> I Tues you
<HellHawkX> it stops being tuesday once night comes
<HellHawkX> B)
<MotorRoach> Oh my god

<HellHawkX> I was hoping that 2/2/22 <HellHawkX> would fall on tuesday <HellHawkX> so then we could say <HellHawkX> "It's 2's day!"

...

<HellHawkX> OK GOOD NEWS <HellHawkX> 2/22/22 IS ON TUESDAY <toaster> YES

I Tues You 2: The Sequel
 
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[2015-05-06 00:27:08] <Mystic> oh god, FINALLY
[2015-05-06 00:27:19] <Mystic> Now I know the source of my intestinal issues X_X
[2015-05-06 00:28:40] <Rob> it wasn't the message boards?
 
<Sonict> Say that to Mystic, BlazingPhoenix. His anus hates him! (It is true!)
* Nekoishi licks Zipper
* Zipper licks Nekoishi
<HellHawkX> ...licking is seriously not what I wanted to read while I still had Mystic's anus on my mind
<HellHawkX> FUCK THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE WAIT
<toaster> oh my god
<HellHawkX> DON'T
 
[17:54:26] <toaster> mystic may not have a baby inside him but his neckbeard's sentience is on a similar level to the fetus
 
<MonsterIestyn> whee
<MonsterIestyn> first time using /ignore on someone
* toaster has joined #srb2fun
<MonsterIestyn> guess who
<toaster> IT'S ME

Timing is everything.
 
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What an SRB2 movie would be like.

15:03 - Lightspeed: We all know an SRB2 movie would revolve around Iceman's giant ass
15:03 - Majro: You'd need an hour to revolve around Iceman's ass on its own
15:03 - Spiny: You'd need 2.2 to render the slopes
 
Anyone on IRC that time said:
[21:17] == Xkower8181 [webchat] has joined #srb2fun
[21:17] <Xkower8181> My srb2 movie idea Brak Eggman vs Godzilla
[21:17] <Icefoxfireho21> hewly sheet
[21:17] <UltimaXtreme> cuz why he break is for da moneys all over his boddy.
[21:17] <MonsterIestyn> Rob would love that
[21:17] <Icefoxfireho21> why not BRAK pingas vs Nipples?
[21:18] <HellHawkX> ...
[21:18] <MonsterIestyn> Nipples is softcore
[21:18] <HellHawkX> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[21:18] <HellHawkX> leave
[21:18] <HellHawkX> both of you
[21:18] <HellHawkX> also MonsterIestyn, I will have you known that my nipples can cut diamonds
[21:18] <Xkower8181> Icefox you're worse in breaking jokes than me
[21:19] <Icefoxfireho21> Xkower8181: Icefox you're worse in breaking jokes than me < my speciality
[21:19] <Xkower8181> Brak Eggman vs Mecha Brak Eggman ( if braky wasn't made of metal lol)
[21:20] <HellHawkX> uh
[21:20] <HellHawkX> Brak Eggman is Metal Eggman
[21:20] <MonsterIestyn> but Brak Eggman is already Metal Robotnik
[21:20] <MonsterIestyn> Mecha Metal Robotnik would be ...
[21:20] <HellHawkX> MonsterIestyn made of Steel_Titanium
[21:20] <Xkower8181> SUPER SILVER MECHA METAL PSUEDO BRAK EGGMAN
[21:20] <MonsterIestyn> Metal Robotnik inside a bigger Metal Robotnik
[21:20] <Roykirbsdroid> Black robotnik
[21:20] <MonsterIestyn> Robotnik-ception
[21:21] <HellHawkX> MonsterIestyn, which isn't a bad idea actually
[21:21] <Xkower8181> Robotnik made of coal
[21:21] <HellHawkX> imagine beating a huge brak eggman
[21:21] <HellHawkX> and then a smaller one comes out
[21:21] <MonsterIestyn> Russian Egg
[21:21] <MonsterIestyn> doll
[21:21] <Xkower8181> someone needs to make that a boss in srb2
[21:21] <Spiny> I just thought of that too MI
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[21:21] <Xkower8181> brak russian doll
[21:21] <MonsterIestyn> Egg doll
[21:21] <Spiny> i was trying to google the names :v
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[21:21] <Xkower8181> Egg roll
[21:22] <MonsterIestyn> Eggman is protected by several layers of solid metal/rock
[21:22] <Spiny> Egg rock
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[21:22] <MonsterIestyn> each layer has to be bopped or whatever before you get to bopping Eggman himself?
[21:22] <Xkower8181> Brak Egg Rock (the home of Mecha Brak Eggman)
[21:22] <MonsterIestyn> or alternatively you wait for all the layers top open themselves
[21:22] == VAda has changed nick to VAdaPEGA
[21:23] <Katwyoming> Egg Rock 'n Roll
[21:23] <Xkower8181> Egg Mega Man and Roll
[21:23] <MonsterIestyn> Neggaman
[21:23] <MonsterIestyn> Eggman Nega
[21:23] <MonsterIestyn> Negaman
[21:23] <Xkower8181> Nega Brak Eggman
[21:23] <MonsterIestyn> Neggman
[21:24] <Roykirbsdroid> Julian
[21:24] <Xkower8181> Brak PepsiEggman
[21:24] <Xkower8181> Brak Julianman
[21:24] <Spiny> eggmang
[21:24] <Xkower8181> maneggman
[21:24] <MonsterIestyn> man-egg
[21:24] <VAdaPEGA> needs the Neo Prefix
[21:24] <Xkower8181> mannegamaneggmannegaeggman
[21:25] <Xkower8181> & Brak Eggman
[21:25] <Xkower8181> featuring Knuckles from Sonic series
[21:25] <MonsterIestyn> why are we doing this again
[21:25] <Spiny> i wish there was a game where you played as eggman and had to stop sonic or something
[21:26] <Spiny> like a strategy game
[21:26] <Roykirbsdroid> This is getting dumv
[21:26] <MonsterIestyn> Robotnik Creature Capture, Spiny
[21:26] <Xkower8181> Eggman Simulator anyone?
[21:26] <MonsterIestyn> not quite strategy, but you play as Eggman at least
[21:26] <Xkower8181> Monster but it's not Egg Emblem
[21:26] <Roykirbsdroid> Sa2 :P
[21:26] <Spiny> I mean one where you would like, command robots and stuff
[21:26] <Roykirbsdroid> So pikmin?
[21:26] <Xkower8181> Cool for robuttnik
[21:27] <MonsterIestyn> Hedgehogs vs Robots! if it existed, that is
[21:27] <Spiny> i could only imagine it as kind of like plague inc except totally different theme to it
[21:27] <UltimaXtreme> SRB2RTS
[21:27] <Xkower8181> Rated R for Robotnik
[21:27] <Roykirbsdroid> Mann vs machine.
[21:27] <Spiny> the freedom fighters eventually wise up to your robot types and you have to evolve them, etc
[21:27] <Xkower8181> furry friends vs badniks
[21:27] <MonsterIestyn> >furry

Yeah nobody likes me but hey i made a stupid topic! That was totally great!
 
(Let your country control your soul)

[19:31:32] <Nekoishii> no one is gonna be able to view this, especially not me
[19:31:34] <Nekoishii> https://mb.srb2.org/showthread.php?t=40269
[19:32:10] <Nekoishii> i bet Whackjood would enjoy it though
[19:32:32] <Whackjood> Ffffffffffffff
[19:33:06] <Whackjood> Why would you even link my submissions thread full of skeleton gifs
[19:33:44] <Chase_Mobile> I wanna see the skeletons
[19:33:45] <Nekoishii> NOW EVERYONE KNOWS
[19:36:09] <Chase_Mobile> Looks like you got some skeletons in your closet to air out Whackjood
[19:46:25] <Whackjood> fun fact: at a convention a while back. A friend went digging through my hard drive and found a folder named "The Secret Skeleton folder"
[19:46:34] <Whackjood> he declared "I found Jood's porn folder" and opened it up
[19:46:40] <Whackjood> only to find it was actually skeletons

spooky


EDIT
[17:22:26] <Koishi_Komeiji> so, if 'dev is the bathroom, 'fun is the living room, 'judge is the kitchen, and 'nsfw is the bedroom, what are the forums
[17:22:41] <D00D64-X> the garbage can outside
[17:22:48] <D00D64-X> spilling out into the front yard
[17:22:55] <D00D64-X> all over the drivewa



EDIT the 2nd
[01:02:12] <D00D64-X> being floridian, we breastfeed off the florida boobies that is oranges
[01:02:28] <PrimeV2> ...you're from florida?
[01:02:31] <Koishi_Komeiji> what
[01:02:33] <Koishi_Komeiji> how did you not know this
[01:02:39] <PrimeV2> I don't know
[01:02:41] <D00D64-X> there is no breast milk better than orange juice
[01:02:41] <PrimeV2> but it all makes sense now
[01:03:01] <Koishi_Komeiji> yes, D00D64-X is in florida land
[01:03:03] <RedEnchilada> are you serious?
[01:03:06] <PrimeV2> I mean, we're all weird here
[01:03:11] <D00D64-X> and yes, I have said many times that I am floridian
[01:03:16] <RedEnchilada> it's been obvious D00D lived in florida since, like
[01:03:17] <RedEnchilada> 2009
[01:03:21] <PrimeV2> but d00d is a different kind of weird
[01:03:36] <PrimeV2> I have been stupidly missing obvious things since, like
[01:03:37] <PrimeV2> 1990
[01:04:09] <RedEnchilada> yeah but PrimeV2
[01:04:20] <RedEnchilada> I knew he was floridian
[01:04:30] <D00D64-X> Floridian Man Puts Gorilla Head On Sea Serphant Body To Send Hedgehog On Dumb Adventure

[01:20:43] <Koishi_Komeiji> [17:22:26] <Koishi_Komeiji> so, if 'dev is the bathroom, 'fun is the living room, 'judge is the kitchen, and 'nsfw is the bedroom, what are the forums
[01:20:43] <Koishi_Komeiji> [17:22:41] <D00D64-X> the garbage can outside
[01:21:16] <PrimeV2> more like the city that everyone is too neet to walk around in
[01:21:21] <PrimeV2> stay inside, where it's safe and familiar~
[01:21:50] <Kogasa> 'judge is more like a mailbox
[01:22:05] <Kogasa> you keep receiving shit
[01:22:20] <Mystic> you've got it slightly wrong, besides
[01:22:59] <Mystic> 'dev is the treehouse in the backyard =P
[01:23:12] <Mystic> complete with the leaky roof when it rains
[01:23:33] <PrimeV2> oh god rofl
[01:24:01] <RedEnchilada> goddamnit I thought I fixed that
[01:24:11] <RedEnchilada> better cover up the holes with more slopes
[01:25:08] <D00D64-X> SRB2 Skybase is the burnt down house across the street
[01:25:55] <D00D64-X> the Old Releases forum is the small graveyard where we buried the family pets
[01:27:08] <D00D64-X> and a cat is the angry paperboy who keeps throwing newspapers though the windows, and his aim towards the furniture inside gets slightly better each time, but he always falls off his bike and on his ass at the end of every run
[01:28:41] <D00D64-X> SRB2 netplay is the street itself, where there are no rules and you are very likely to be hit by a car
 
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<RoyKirbs> oh god damn it smm is undergoing matenence.
<DrTapeworm> OH BOY! TIME FOR DLC CLICKBAIT
<DrTapeworm> anyways this is definitive proof that we will soon be seeing uhh
<DrTapeworm> *hits random page button on mariowiki*
<DrTapeworm> the playboy bunny boo from paper mario thousand year door?
<DrTapeworm> I'm not gonna get my slopes up
<DrTapeworm> I mean hopes up
<PrimeV2> FUCK
<PrimeV2> god DAMMIT tapeworm couldn't you have come up with that, like
<PrimeV2> 8 years ago or something?
<PrimeV2> That would have been such a perfect idiom I swear to god
<DrTapeworm> hey, it was just a freudian slope
 
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