1) Always stay close to the reference pose you're making, you'll never lose its prettiness that way!
2) Always make static poses, dynamic poses are too confusing for new players and should be removed. New people will appreciate your absolute immobility and stillness.
3) NEVER give your characters any emotion. Give them a blank smile, eyes that are always fully open, anything you'd see before the anesthesia kicks in. Let the observer set the emotions in themselves.
4) Never change perspective. Who cares what your character looks like from a 45 to 180 degree angle, we won't be able to see their pretty face!
5) Always keep the spine in a straight S shape, bending can give serious back pains in the long run, and you value your character's health don't you?
6)If you took all these steps seriously and thought my art was actually good, congratulations! Go hang yourself!