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Old 08-16-2009   #1
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Default IRC Quotes; Round 3.

Okay, we've had some issues in the past with this topic, but a lot of people want to keep it around, so we're going to try AGAIN.

A few ground rules to know:
1. Try to keep it short. tl;dr quotes that take ages to get to the punch line aren't nearly as awesome as 10 lines.
2. Don't quote yourself. It's just bad taste.
3. If your quote is supposed to be funny, please make sure it's ACTUALLY funny. Get someone else to read your quote before posting it. If they don't chuckle, it's probably not worth posting.

Hopefully we can get this topic going without stupid drama this time. This topic WILL be moderated, please don't complain if your post suddenly disappears.
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Old 08-16-2009   #2
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3. If your quote is supposed to be funny, please make sure it's ACTUALLY funny. Get someone else to read your quote before posting it. If they don't chuckle, it's probably not worth posting.
That doesn't really work out too well. Unfunny people usually associate themselves with other unfunny people.
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Old 08-16-2009   #3
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I agree, Bigboi, but a basic requirement here is that someone OTHER than the author should find it funny at least.
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Old 08-21-2009   #4
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01[21:46] <Miles> My life as a king and my life as a darklord are two seperate titles, not a sequel. D:
[21:46] <Scizor300> I HAVE COME FROM DEH FEWTCHAR TO PROTECT YOU, JOHN CONNUR!
01[21:46] <Miles> They don't deserve to be called seqeuls, the gameplay is too different
[21:46] <Scizor300> *shot for randomness*
[21:47] <Digiku> Rosetta Stone needs a sequel
[21:47] <Kaysakado> lol
[21:47] <Scizor300> Rosetta Rock!
[21:48] <Digiku> Rosetta Rock: Now with video!
[21:48] <Flame> Rosetta Stone did earn awards though IIRC.
[21:48] <Scizor300> AND MORE REPETITIVE SOUND EFFECTS!
01[21:48] <Miles> Rosetta Stone 2:Now with a sexy girl VOIP to make you more interested in it
[21:48] <Digiku> Rosetta *Bolder*: Now it's 3D!
[21:48] <Blade-Mapping> uh
[21:48] <Digiku> *Boulder
[21:48] <Penopata> Rosetta Hard
[21:49] <Penopata> rosetta makes me hard.
[21:49] <Blade-Mapping> It seems that if I have a sector with Death Pit, and Lindef executer, anywhere in sector, it will kill me...
[21:49] <Digiku> XP
[21:49] <Blade-Mapping> Glitch?
[21:49] <Digiku> Rosetta 7: It's simple and fast!
[21:49] <Scizor300> Rosetta Vista: Now crashes randomly!
01[21:49] <Miles> Rosetta ME:Now rollbacked to make you pissed!
[21:50] <Flame> Rosetta Linux, make your troubles go away!
[21:50] <Kaysakado> Rosetta #SRB2Fun: Now with ops to mute the channel!
[21:50] <Penopata> Sonic Rosetta Blast 2: Now with slopes!
[21:50] <Kaysakado> XD
[21:50] <Digiku> XD
[21:50] <Flame> XD
[21:50] <Kaysakado> I laughed at that one, I have to admit
01[21:50] <Miles> rolflmao
[21:50] <Penopata> xd
[21:50] <Spazzo> I didn't
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Old 08-21-2009   #5
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[21:50] <Spazzo> I didn't
Well, hmm...
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Old 08-24-2009   #6
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[19:40] <@Crazy> Welcome to the club
[19:41] <@Crazy> but not the kool kids klub
[19:41] <Super_Sonic> We got banned from the kool kids klub.
[19:42] <@Crazy> You're not kool kids though
[19:43] <@Crazy> sorry, it's for a select few of elitist jerks
[19:43] <Super_Sonic> Was Barack Obama therE?
01[19:44] <Miles> no
01[19:44] <Miles> He isn't kool
[19:44] <@Crazy> He was, but then he figured out that kool kids klub was KKK and split
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Old 08-28-2009   #7
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[21:14] <Flame> osuwari
[21:14] * Inuyasha slams into the ground thanks to the beads around his neck
[21:14] * Boinciel ate the ultimate combination of starfish bread and weird jam, falling to the ground in shock!
[21:16] <Inuyasha> you know what
[21:16] <Inuyasha> flame
[21:16] <Inuyasha> I am going to go to your house
[21:16] * Flame (FireFlame_@fireflame.network.srb2.org) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
[21:16] <Inuyasha> and kill you
[21:16] <Inuyasha> like that
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Old 08-28-2009   #8
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17:48 BlazingPhoenix slaps JEV3 around a bit with a large trout.
17:48 Nev3r slaps JEV3 around a bit with a large trout
17:48 BlazingPhoenix: oh ****
17:48 JEV3: wait
17:48 BlazingPhoenix:we're gonna get kicked
17:48 BlazingPhoenix: we're idiots

*about 5 minutes later *

17:52 Srb2k:Inb4 you been rickroll'd
17:52 JEV3 /join #rickroll'd
17:52 JEV3 was kicked by Arf (NO ADVERTISING **** FGSFDS)
17:52 JEV3 joined #Srb2fun
17:52 JEV3: That was awesome timing Arf XD
17:53 BlazingPhoenix was kicked by Arf (You're idiot #1.)
17:53 Nev3r was kicked by Arf (And #2!)
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Old 08-28-2009   #9
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~ Quote SRB2FUN (look ma, a tilde!)
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[19:45] * Srb2k is now known as Sonic
[19:45] <Tails> Hey Pwn3d777
[19:45] <Tails> hey Simsmagic
[19:46] <Tails> hi Amy_Rose
[19:46] <Sonic> Awww Sonic is copyrighted
[19:46] <Sonic> Anyway
[19:46] <Sonic> LET'S BLAST though with SONIC speed!!!!
[19:46] <Tails> Sonic, is it alright if I touch a spike after I touch a 400 ring box?
[19:46] <Sonic> Hmm
[19:47] <Tails> I'm bored... let's go to Lunch Base Zone
[19:47] <Tails> ^___^
[19:47] <Sonic> Yea
[19:47] <Tails> on second thought
[19:47] ->> You are now known as JEV3
[19:47] <Sonic> Fly me slave!
[19:47] <JEV3> its a really stupid idea
[19:47] * Sonic (Mibbit@c-98-251-126-172.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit ( Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Armonte)) )
[19:47] <Boinciel> JEV3 season.
[19:47] <Kitsune> Pwned
[19:47] <RedEchidna> ]lol
[19:47] <Boinciel> I was going to say "Tails Season" but :(
[19:47] <RedEchidna> So he registered it
[19:47] * Srb2k (Mibbit@c-98-251-126-172.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #Srb2fun
[19:47] <JEV3> fly yourself Sonic ^_^
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Old 08-29-2009   #10
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Lunch Base...

You people have herd of When Tails Gets Bored?
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Old 08-29-2009   #11
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There's a moment when roleplaying is funny: when it fails.

* laughs so hard.
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Old 08-29-2009   #12
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<Rob> Now I have to rework ****.
<Spazzo> Done, Scizor300
<Callum> lol
<Scizor300> Thanks, Spazzo
<BlazingPhoenix> You just ruined the awesome part about having a thingnum number higher than 4096
<BlazingPhoenix> :(
* Rob grumbles.
* Callum mumbles.
* Chrispy fumbles
* Megaboom tumbles
* Spazzo crumbles
* RedEchidna rumbles
* Arf sets mode +m #Srb2fun
* A_Yoshi has quit (Quit: Client Exited)
<Arf> Beat that
* Arf sets mode -m #Srb2fun
<Callum> Meanie =(
<Spazzo> You gotta admit, it was cool.
<RedEchidna> Umm
<Rob> I make a legitimate statement and the channel explodes
<Rob> Why
<Rob> :(
<Spazzo> Totally impromptu
<Callum> XD
<Arf> Yeah
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Old 09-07-2009   #13
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<Tets> I'm basically too old for it now though.
<JTE> Heh. I read it as "Yes! ... ... Japanese!" @.@;
<JTE> i know my nihon-go
<Callum> Heh, JTE
<Samus-SRB2> ...
<Samus-SRB2> back
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<JTE> Hi Samus! :3
<Samus> mmmmh?
* Callum blasts Samus with his SUPERMEGAAWESOMECANNONFIREBALLMACHINE
* Samus has quit (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced)))
<Callum> LOL
* Samus-SRB2 (matteino98@88-149-238-119.dynamic.ngi.it) has joined #Srb2fun
<Callum> LAWL
<Tets> Only very tenuously on topic, I found another anime of which I prefer the dub over the sub.
* Samus-SRB2 is now known as Samusaran
<Samusaran> well callum
<Tets> And that anime is Black Lagoon.
<Callum> That's just PRICELESS
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<Samusaran> .
<Samusaran> D:
<JTE> Heh.
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Old 09-21-2009   #14
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<Arf> If they want to credit me for "Character designer" for SMS
<Arf> Go ahead
<Arf> I don't give two ****s.
The minimum post length is rather annoying when the ideal IRC quote length is just a few lines.
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Old 09-21-2009   #15
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The minimum post length is rather annoying.
Fixed that for you.

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Old 09-21-2009   #16
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We aren't changing that setting. Plus, I am sure you can come with a simple sentence to go with the quote. It isn't that hard.
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Old 09-22-2009   #17
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Drama happens on #srb2fun and I kinda wonder why I stick around.

Then stuff like this happens:

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[17:33] * TitaniumFLB was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Spazzo was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Senku was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Questionguy555 was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * QuazzelHazgen was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Ruthenium was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * arf was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Rob was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * GTF was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Autosaver was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * propane was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Kaysakado was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Sir_Konrad was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Chaos_Knux was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Furyhunter was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * FlamingFly was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Scizor300 was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Bobinator was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Penopata was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Teen was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Gonic was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Chrome was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * SRB2-Playah was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Bookworm was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * sb was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Crazy was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * BlazingPhoenix was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Avaerice was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * Naga was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
[17:33] * You were kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Mystic (Will you ALL shut up?))
...and I remember why.
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Old 09-22-2009   #18
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You j- NVM

Anyways, I'll find that conversation very memorable. <3
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Old 09-22-2009   #19
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<Boinciel> And why shout?
<Boinciel> Bold is better.
<Questionguy555> FuriousD00D
<MidiWarrior> WELL, BECAUSE
<D00D64> SHIFT KEYS DEMAND TO BE RAPED
--- Xnuyasha has banned *!*@adsl153-67-235.mia.bellsouth.net18:13
*** D00D64 was kicked by Xnuyasha (Caps abuse, 3 continuous lines with >80% caps (strike 1, 30 second ban))
<MidiWarrior> IF YOU DO --****
<Inuyasha> bwaahahaha
<Questionguy555> HAHAHA!
<Boinciel> Brilliant!
<MidiWarrior> I wanted to do that.
--- Xnuyasha has unbanned *!*@adsl-153-67-235.mia.bellsouth.net18:13
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[22:22]<Arf>Also, I just realized: [23:22] <Arf> If I can kill two stones with one bird, then fine by me.
[22:22]<D00D64>Yep :3
[22:22]
<Autosaver>lol mach
[22:22]
<Inuyasha>lol, Arf
[22:22]
<Arf>That honestly wasn't intentional
[22:22]<SkyTheDestroyer>well? Where is the Hacked Soc Editor?
[22:22]<Inuyasha>Kill those stones!
[22:22]<ShadowHog>So guys, did I ever tell you about how racist I allegedly am?
[22:22]
<Arf>Maybe I was thinking something else but...
[22:22]<Inuyasha>Throw that bird at 'em!

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