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Old 05-10-2016   #421
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[15:46] (Nuclear) I have, processed fifteen thousand kilograms of silver, seven thousand kilograms of gold, three thousand kilograms of platinum, one thousand kilograms of osmium, and one thousand kilograms of iridium, just to name a handful of elements, that I have extracted from lode ores on my 100,000-plus-acre estate.
[15:46] (Myuutsu) in Minecraft
[15:46] (Nuclear) I don't even get paid to do this.
[15:46] (Myuutsu) Minecraft
[15:47] (Nuclear) I just love doing it for recreational purposes.
[15:47] (Myuutsu) Minecraft
[15:48] (Nuclear) I also extract freshwater from rivers and streams on my 100,000-plus-acre estate.
[15:48] (Myuutsu) in Minecraft
[16:09] (Nuclear) I had to lay my own fiber and copper wiring in the tunnels I dug just to get the signals routed back to my 100,000-plus-acre estate.
[16:09] (Myuutsu) in Minecraft
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Old 05-13-2016   #422
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[22:35] <RedEnchilada> so
[22:35] <RedEnchilada> my boss told me today that he wants me to splice donald trump voice clips into a herpes joke
[22:36] <RedEnchilada> I am literally being paid to shitpost
[22:36] <BlueWarrior> you have the greatest boss
[22:39] <PrimeV2> what, exactly, is your job
[22:40] <RedEnchilada> I'm supposed to be a web developer
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Old 06-25-2016   #423
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<JayMonoto> autocorrect is fun
<JayMonoto> autocomplete is more fun though
<@MonsterIestyn> but really it perfectly shows how silly autocorrect is sometimes
<JayMonoto> becuase autocomplete, on android, lets you do stuff like make sentences just by touching the autocomplete words above the keyboard
<JayMonoto> i love doing that and seeing what fucking nonsense happens
<@MonsterIestyn> lol yeah
<JayMonoto> mine always end with an infinite loop of 'You have a great day. You have a great day. You have a great day.'
<JayMonoto> i feel threatened. what if i don't have a great day??? will i be hurt
<@MonsterIestyn> yeah, if it's a small day that would be a lie
<JayMonoto> what
<JayMonoto> who the hell uses great as a term for large these days
<JayMonoto> what are you like 904 years old
<@MonsterIestyn> great britain is a thing, and probably there was a "little britain" too
<@MonsterIestyn> not sure if it was ireland or brittany in france
<JayMonoto> is there a good britain
<@MonsterIestyn> sure I'm clearly 904 years old, I AM a monster
<JayMonoto> or an okay britain
<JayMonoto> o shit thats right!!! MonsterIestyn is Asgore isnt he
<@MonsterIestyn> Asgore is 904 years old?
<SeventhSentinel> He could well be
<JayMonoto> i'd believe it

<@MonsterIestyn> <MonsterPsychicCat> [12:21] (JayMonoto) o shit thats right!!! MonsterIestyn is Asgore isnt he <=== MonsterIestyn killed 6 kids? <-- I dunno about killing 6 kids
<@MonsterIestyn> but I've banned a lot more
<MonsterPsychicCat> ROFL
<@MonsterIestyn> no wait most of those were probably the same one

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<JayMonoto> http://puu.sh/pFB72/fe1db658ab.png
<JayMonoto> story about me as a kid
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<RoyKirb48> damn jay
<JayMonoto> i met that girl again in my senior year of high school
<RoyKirb48> you fucking wrecked her
<JayMonoto> i think she remembered.
<RoyKirb48> haha
<RoyKirb48> beautiful
<JayMonoto> here DrTapeworm you also look at this story because i want you to http://puu.sh/pFB72/fe1db658ab.png
<MonsterPsychicCat> [12:15] (@MonsterIestyn) I remember once autocorrect actually corrected "autocorrect" as autocucumber for somebody
<MonsterPsychicCat> <Epsilon_> I think Auto Cucumber is enabled now.
<HellHawkX> JayMonoto do you still have red lips?
<JayMonoto> not really
<JayMonoto> they get really red when they get chapped but that's just about it
<DrTapeworm> wow
<DrTapeworm> http://i.imgur.com/dVsjBD1.mp4 repost
<JayMonoto> it's also worht saying my sister and i are 13 years apart so that's probably got something to do with why she didn't really get called out about her lips
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Old 07-04-2016   #424
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<MonsterPsychicCat> https://dl.dropbox.com/s/hbn1yeanl4r5836/srb20260.gif
<Eyeshield> eggscalibur went out of control
<Eyeshield> hacking, short circuit, nobody knows what happened
<Eyeshield> all that is known is that it then caused a huge earthquake
<Eyeshield> devastating the whole castle and anything built near it
* Renatao has joined
<Eyeshield> and led to Eggman flying away, not without threatening sonic and his friends
<Eyeshield> "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS"
* Renatao has quit (Client Quit)
<Eyeshield> etc etc
<Eyeshield> did I do too much
<Eyeshield> hope he didn't run away because he thought it was a fan fiction
<Eyeshield> I'd feel real- a little bad

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Old 07-28-2016   #425
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this is the only discussion that took place yesterday on #ocremix

<CobaltBW> my balls are sweaty
<soc> knees weak
<mandrasigma> arms spaghetti
<palequin3> his palms spaghetti
<CHz> mom's heavy
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Old 07-29-2016   #426
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A discussion on proper proportions when modeling:

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<CoatRack> I actually picked up modeling since I got bored of waiting on Jeck to have time
<Wolfy> everything i've listed is airing this season
<Doragon> I'll have you remind me later so I don't forget
<Charyb> ^
<Charyb> lol
<Charyb> exactly
<Doragon> CoatRack
<Doragon> The best thing to do meanwhile is do what we artists do
<Charyb> coat is goin out on his own into the wild untamed land
<Doragon> study body anatomy
<Doragon> it'll help you when you're experienced enough to actually convey things like proportions, limbs, with detail in a model
<Chromatian> iceman giving coatrack excuses to look at naked women
<Doragon> doesn't have to be photo realistic, but the fundamentals'll getchya far
<Charyb> lol
<Doragon> naked men naked women naked gordon ramsey
<Charyb> are they really naked if they don't have nipples Chromatian
<Doragon> YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR IT ALL WHEN YOU DO ART
<Chromatian> the definition of naked: you can see nipples
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Old 01-24-2017   #427
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<@Mystic> ugh, what did I do to deserve this digestive hatred, large intestine? :(
<Whackjood> made a sonic fangame
<@Mystic> I don't think my digestive tract is aware that I once liked a terrible, terrible franchise
<Whackjood> it handles food, and subsequently it can recognize shit taste
<@Mystic> pfft
<@Mystic> Whackjood, you are a national treasure. That was just flawless
<Whackjood> B)
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Old 01-31-2017   #428
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<toaster> i wish i still had jesus the hedgehog to show you guys
<MotorRoach> Jesus died because he made an OC
<toaster> my Religious Studies homework was incredible in its awfulness
<Whackjood> hang on toaster, jesus the hedgehog + religious studies homework
<Whackjood> please explain
<Whackjood> I need context
<MotorRoach> Hold on, let me try guessing
<MotorRoach> The homework was "draw Jesus"
<MotorRoach> And you drew Jesus the Hedgeheg
<toaster> So my homework was to "tell the story of Jesus' ressurection in an interesting way, such as with a poster or booklet"
<MotorRoach> "interesting way"
<MotorRoach> Oh no
<Zipper> just post Sonic 06's cover
<MotorRoach> Hold on, toast, I got you covered
<toaster> So I decided to recolour Sonic brown, use the Sonic game maker engine, and add cutscenes
<Whackjood> that
<Whackjood> is amazing
<MotorRoach> Oh my god lol
<Zipper> oh shit
<toaster> He couldn't spindash because it was Sonic 1 inspired and he hadn't come back from the dead yet
<MotorRoach> My mind is just exploding trying to adapat that Sonic
<Whackjood> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClcHGYgUkAAMk8K.jpg very appropriate
<toaster> Eggman was Pontius Pilate
<Whackjood> LKAJERlkjaelrkjaer
<MotorRoach> http://pre04.deviantart.net/5961/th/..._and_sonic.jpg
<toaster> Wearing a toga over his fat ass body
<MotorRoach> The best
<toaster> I was able to sprite that back then
<Whackjood> incredible
<toaster> What else
<MotorRoach> Honestly, toaster
<MotorRoach> You deserve an Oscar for that
<toaster> All the enemies were Tails the fox but coloured grey and wearing a roman helmet
<MotorRoach> An award for improving Jesus
<toaster> Except for the boss
<Whackjood> I hope you're okay with me posting your blasphemy in the irc quotes thread
<toaster> Which was "we're going to torture Jesus the Hedgehog for information to bring down his movement, so throw him in the TORTURE CHAMBER"
<Whackjood> because my sides have been crucified
<toaster> The torture chamber being the Sonic 1 ball and chain boss, but permanently attached to the ceiling
<toaster> in a marble zone themed area
<toaster> Pontius Pilate standing off to the side, reacting
<toaster> I wish I still had it

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Old 02-14-2017   #429
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Found this gem while looking through my old chat logs. [come to think of it i'm pretty sure this is where my siggy came from]

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<Zipper>: Does my health insurance cover death by trying to figure out polyobjects?
<Evilgasm>: Does it cover death by clam
<MonsterIestyn>: I don't know if health insurance covers SRB2 related injuries
<MonsterIestyn>: Not sure if STJR take responsibility for them anyway!
<fevermario>: does it cover death by hats on fire
<toaster>: STJ definitely isn't liable for you getting into a crash if you're under the influence of openGL
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Old 3 Weeks Ago   #430
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(talking about Sonic Riders, and Zero Gravity in particular)

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<Wolfy> sonic wouldn't be nearly as far down the drain if it never happened
<Oxymoronic> I don;t like Rouge in general
<Wolfy> yes, this is taking boom into account
<RoyKirbs> What the fuck is going on in Catch Me If You Can?
<Oxymoronic> From a design stand point
<RoyKirbs> When did SONIC get rap?
<D00D64-X> it's a story about a professional con artist
<D00D64-X> who tricked people into thinking he was a pilot, and hitched free rides on flights to luxurious places and made a pilot's salery
<Oxymoronic> RoyKirbs: CD
<D00D64-X> eventually, he got caught and spent a horrifyingly brutal year in a french prison
<D00D64-X> french prisons dont fuck around
<D00D64-X> they throw you in there naked on a dirty rock floor in a cell about 3 feet high with nothing but a bucket to piss and shit in
<D00D64-X> by the time he got out, he was skin, bones, and hair
<D00D64-X> he was about as disgusting as you an imagine, and was transfered to another prison in ANOTHER country he was in trouble with, and it was practically a goddamn paradise
<D00D64-X> but eventually, he had to con his way out to avoid going to another prison that wa alledgedly even WORSE than the french one, and he did... and got sent to a US prison in the process
<UltX-Bounce> dood wtf u doing
<D00D64-X> but there, he couldnt be treated for the other countries' crimes, so via a loophole, he stayed there and eventually got parole
<RoyKirbs> So to change gears here.
<DrTapeworm> d00d is just leaking the plot of project 2017
<Steel_Titanium> he's telling us a story about a con artist UltX-Bounce 
<RoyKirbs> Anybody get River City Ransom Underground?
<DrTapeworm> the twist is that the con artist...was sonic
<D00D64-X> and during that parole, he managed to get a job... with the police, teaching THEM how to avoid being conned by teaching them all the tricks he used in his career
<D00D64-X> and that's basically what happens in Catch Me If You Can
<RoyKirbs> wow what
<D00D64-X> thumbs up, highly reccomended
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