The Alphabet of SRB2!

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This, my fellow users, shows what a good 1/2 hour of boredom on IRC can do to you. Credit goes to all the users who came up with all these ideas for letters.

A is for Arias, the masterserver brothers,
B is for Blue spring, propelling players lower than others.
C is for Chaos Zero 64, "Niah" and the rest,
D is for Digiku, who made BSZ, SRB2 at it's best!
E is for Eggman, who is fat over the top,
F is for Furiousfox, who will never stop saying "Stop."
G is for Greenflower, the first zone in the game,
H is for hms123311, a wad that's quite lame!
I is for InstantSonic, the Sonic in a can,
J is for Jettysyn, they make you say "goddamn!"
K is for Knuckles, we want him complete,
L is for Level Select, to play level's we've beat.
M is for Mystic, he keeps people banned,
N is for n00bs, that we just can't stand.
O is for Omega, the loli-drawing turd,
P is for Prime, the guy which is absurd.
Q is for QUIET, in SRB2Fun alone,
R is for RedXVI, he gives you a shiny stone.
S is for SSNTails, he broke OpenGL,
T is for Tets, he plays A18 well.
U is for Ultimate, the mode for the best,
V is for Very Hard, which is simply for the rest.
W is for WadAuthor, the oldbies' mapping tool,
X is for XWE, the LumpMod for the fool.
Y is for YTMND, which has been banned from IRC,
And Z is for Zero Ring, last seen in 1.09.3.
Well, there you have it, SRB2's alphabet, can't you see,
Now why don't you have a netgame with me?
Whaddya think? :P
 
Spazzo said:
This, my fellow users, shows what a good 1/2 hour of boredom on IRC can do to you. Credit goes to all the users who came up with all these ideas for letters.

A is for Arias, the masterserver brothers,
B is for Bigboi, that goddamn mother******.
C is for Chaos Zero 64, "Niah" and the rest,
D is for Digiku, who made BSZ, SRB2 at it's best!
E is for Eggman, who is fat over the top,
F is for Furiousfox, who will never stop saying "Stop."
G is for Greenflower, the first zone in the game,
H is for hms123311, a wad that's quite lame!
I is for InstantSonic, the Sonic in a can,
J is for Jettysyn, they make you say "goddamn!"
K is for Knuckles, we want him complete,
L is for Level Select, to play level's we've beat.
M is for Mystic, he keeps people banned,
N is for n00bs, that we just can't stand.
O is for Omega, the loli-drawing turd,
P is for Prime, the guy which is ubsurd.
Q is for something, we can't think of what,
R is for Ritz, the guy who kinda smells like butt.
S is for SSNTails, he broke OpenGL,
T is for Tets, he plays A18 well.
U is for Ultimate, the mode for the best,
V is for Very Hard, which is simply for the rest.
W is for WadAuthor, the oldbies' mapping tool,
X is for XWE, the LumpMod for the fool.
Y is for YTMND, which has been banned from IRC,
And Z is for Zerio Ring, last seen in 1.09.3.
Well, there you have it, SRB2's alphabet, can't you see,
Now why don't you have a netgame with me?
Whaddya think? :P
LAWL!
Those are funny! :wink:
If there's the ABC's, who knows what's next?
 
There, I made my own slighty edited crappy version.

A is for Arias, the quiet masterserver brothers,
B is for Bots, from JTE, they kill others.
C is for Crawlas, they go slow or rather fast,
D is for Doom, engine used in Sonic Robo Blast.
E is for Eggman, who's fat over the top,
F is for Furiousfox, whose favourite word is "Stop."
G is for Greenflower, a city put aflame,
H is for Homing rings, they used to crash the game!
I is for InstantSonic, the Sonic in a can,
J is for Jettysyn, they make you say "goddamn!"
K is for Knuckles, who isn't quite complete,
L is for Level Select, play levels that we beat.
M is for Mystic, he often lends a ban,
N is for N00bies, whose dumbness tortures man.
O is for Orange Flower, common and quite pretty,
P is for Pop-up Turrets, internet jokes not witty.
Q is quite confusing, can't find words, can't think,
R is for Roleplaying, puts bannings on the brink.
S is for Supervirus, which truths are quite a secret,
T is for Techno Hill, toxins pierce your allecret.
U is for Ultimate, mode for just the best,
V is for Very Hard, often for the rest.
W is for WadAuthor, the oldbies' mapping tool,
X is for XWE, the LumpMod for the fool.
Y is for yarly, the CEZ Red trigger,
Z is for Zones, You go through them, go figure.
There you go, SRB2's alphabet, you see,
Now why don't you come join us and netgame with me?

... Some may not understand Y, but whatever. :?
 
A certain Styx song comes to mind.
"Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands, and it's ticking away with my sanity, I've got too much time on my hands."
Nice work.

Spazzo said:
S is for SSNTails, he broke OpenGL,

Best. Line. Ever.
 
P is for Prime 2.0, his bosses make people cry
Q is for quit messages, they're funny as hell
R is for Retards, they've flooded the MB
S is for SOC, which we wish had more things

Made up right on the spot.
 
At first I didn't get Y in Penopat's version, but then the meaning suddenly sprung into my head. For those of you who are still trying to figure it out, too bad. I'm not going to reveal it to you! ;)

And Prime, you're supposed to make the lines rhyme.
 
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