IRC Quotes; Round 3.

<MonsterIestyn> Colson was Colton, Mystic was she, "damn straight" (user) sometimes used
<Majro> Mystic isn't a she?
<Metalhead7> No, Mystic's real name is Ben Geyer
<MotorRoach> Majro: I used to think Mystic was a girl
<MotorRoach> Yes, because of the lolis in his avatars
<Metalhead7> I stalked through his webspace once
<Metalhead7> There are pictures of him on it
<PyroTMF> Unless you think Mystic is Bernice Geyer
<Metalhead7> Don't ask why
<Majro> I just thought he's one of those bearded women
<Reverie> BERNICE GEYER

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[21:48:18] <MotorRoach> Girl: Babe come over
[21:48:27] <MotorRoach> Metal Sonic: I can't, there's a giant robot in my way
[21:48:34] <MotorRoach> Girl: My parents aren't home
[21:48:37] <MotorRoach> Metal Sonic: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/34156818/SRB2/srb20007.gif

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<Icedroid404> Speedwagon, wanna describe the lovely images I showed you
<Speedwagon> No
<Speedwagon> hell no :V
<Mystic> we don't need a description of your penis, Icedroid404
<Icedroid404> It's black and larger than yours, mystic
<Icedroid404> That's not saying much either
<Speedwagon> OH DAYUM. SHOTS FIRED
<Icedroid404> Dohohoho user was banned for this post
<Mystic> lol

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<Steelie> https://mb.srb2.org/showpost.php?p=753476&postcount=2449 <- I'm rather disappointed that I missed this bigass commotion
<SeventhSentinel> Dat pun
<IceDragon404> rofl
<IceDragon404> you should post that in the topic, steel
<Steelie> Post that pun?
<IceDragon404> yes
<IceDragon404> I love puns
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<SeventhSentinel> I assume you are up to date on Assman
<Majro> I'm afraid not, butt I can imagine that it's no good
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<IceDragon404> ...We're gonna be hearing butt puns for a while aren't we.
<Steelie> yes
<Lightspeed> Someone get me the butt-er
<SeventhSentinel> Permission to make another butt pun?
<Steel_Titanium> It needs more It needs more assessories.
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<IceDragon404> Cobalt, clearly i've beat you in the artistic field
<Cobalt> I can't match dat ass
<Majro> Looks like he became an asstronaut

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<Chromatian> http://www.mariokartwii.com/threads...-confirmed-get-a-kart-based-on-a-Mercedes-car
<Chromatian> I can't tell if this is bullshit or not
<Flame> bullshit.
<Flame> Looks like it
<Flame> No solid evidence
<Mystic> I don't need to even click the link to know that's bullshit
<Mystic> If (and this is a hysterically big if) they were going to include a real car company tie-in (which I'd like to remind you is hysterical and they'd never do so why would anyone fall for this), they'd use a Japanese car company. This is Nintendo, after all
<Mystic> Seriously, what is WITH all the obviously fake bullshit being linked in here?
<Chromatian> http://go-gla.jp/ Well, they're trying pretty hard
<Inuyasha> [23:54:07] <@Mystic> I don't need to even click the link to know that's bullshit
<Inuyasha> and it appears NOT to be bullshit
<Inuyasha> by some incredible stretch of the imagination
<Inuyasha> https://member.mercedes-benz.co.jp/mbj/web/userEntryDirectCampaign/index?cmpcd=ZMBNCACP159001
<Inuyasha> because it seems preeeeettty unlikely that mercedes-benz would have go-gla mario stuff on their official site if it were fake
<Flame> Oh my
<Mystic> welp

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[22:59:43] <RoyKirbs> Now to import Mystic's Mii.
[22:59:53] <Evilgasm> miistic
[23:01:07] <RoyKirbs> Now let's take bets on who Mystic will get married to~ :3
[23:01:23] <@Inuyasha> RoyKirbs: his hand
[23:01:26] <@Inuyasha> :v
[23:01:30] <RoyKirbs> ...I love you.

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<ZarroTsu> <@Mystic> How about both of you idiots shut the fuck up <- You're being awfully vague
<@Mystic> If you believe I'm talking about your, ZarroTsu, then shut the fuck up ^_~
<@Mystic> *-r
<ZarroTsu> What'd you say about my comma??
<Nekoishi> ZarroTsu, your comma is very sexy
<ZarroTsu> are you coming onto me
<Nekoishi> can I lick it
<ZarroTsu> I

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<HellHawkX> srb2fun, 10% chat
<HellHawkX> 40% people joining
<HellHawkX> 60% name changing
<Badz> And 10% random chatting about that?
<RoyKirbs> and 100% bad jokes.

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<Whackjood> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjR7JZbdONs also this is currently the music for boss rush :V hearing this when testing is delightful
<RoyKirbs> SRB2 simply needs more Wonderful boss fights to make this music even remotely fit.
<RoyKirbs> So instead of just being a b-ball boss.
<RoyKirbs> Have it on a giant spaceship circling around the sun out of control.
<RoyKirbs> And the final attack is slam dunking the fucking sun at the boss.
<Majro> no Chaos Dunk?
<Whackjood> No Roy, if it's Wonderful 101 esque the final boss would be the Egg Rock
<Whackjood> the entire Egg Rock is a mech
<RoyKirbs> god yes.
<RoyKirbs> Super Sonic fight, people.
<Sryder13> Problem with 3D bosses is that they easily end up overly complicated or overly easy without doing what CEZ does
<Whackjood> no, you would fight it by piloting Old Brak
<Sryder13> Or DSZ to an extent
<Badz> oh yes
<Blade> You fight it by growing to super size
<Badz> Super Sonic Fight
<RoyKirbs> Super Brak.
<Badz> Super brak would power itself up with that shiny green thing in the ERCZ skybox
<Badz> And flash a stupid looking green
<Badz> Or maybe super sonic could fly over to said green thing
<Badz> If he runs out of rings, the sheer power pulverises him
Whackjood> but what attacks would Egg Rock Mech have?
<Whackjood> Trying to crush you by using rooms from acts 1 and 2 as weapons?
<Whackjood> just throwing entire buildings at you
<Badz> No Whackjood
<Badz> It would use gravity tricks to push you back to Earth
<Whackjood> What if the objective was just to keep pushing the Egg Rock Mech back
<Whackjood> so it doesn't punch the earth and instantly wipe it out
<Whackjood> and just do everything imaginable to stall it until it burns up in the atmosphere
<Badz> You would push it away into elsewhere
<Badz> Or fight it for a few minutes and then it vanishes
<Sryder13> Only if the planet being destroyed is as unsatifying as possible
<Sryder13> just a "poof" and robot explosion
<Whackjood> COLOSSAL PUNCH *balloon pop noise*
<Badz> Yes
<Evilgasm> lavos roar
<Badz> Egg Rock would explode like a balloon
<Sryder13> Why not go the entire way and have a stupidly obnoxious "NOOOOOO" sound for the character being played as
<Badz> And scatter into a million of micro-egg-rocks that would be the source of power for villains of the future and other galaxies!
<Whackjood> http://youtu.be/EOzNpODDyMA?t=4m11s really this is all I can think of, I am too anime to drive
<RoyKirbs> Guys you should work for Platinum I swear to got.
<RoyKirbs> *god

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Whackjood said:

I feel compelled to share this gem of a conversation that happened earlier in #srb2fun.

Egg Rock Mech for final final boss in 2.2 please.

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<MotorRoach> I call everything I want a bitch
<MotorRoach> My chinese hamster is a bitch
<HellHawk-X> "I call everything I want a bitch"
<HellHawk-X> *young motorroach in a store*
<HellHawk-X> *sees a bar of chocolate*
<HellHawk-X> MotorRoach: MOM! LOOK AT THAT BITCH! I WANT IT!
<MotorRoach> GIVE ME MY BITCHES, MA'
<MotorRoach> I don't go back home empty handed without my bitches.

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<MonsterIestyn> Kalaron's doing Rob
<MonsterIestyn> *Kalaron's doing, Rob

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<MotorRoach> How old are you, Yula
<Yula> 25
<MotorRoach> Damn I feel young
<MotorRoach> I'm 19
<Yula> None of my siblings are 19, they're 22 or older
<MotorRoach> I'm such a kiddo oh god
<RedEnchilada> what an old fart
<RedEnchilada> god
<RicoHarbor64-X> I'm 23 :<
<RedEnchilada> come on roach let's leave these old men alone
<MotorRoach> Yeah, let's do something only cool kids do
<RedEnchilada> yeah
<RedEnchilada> let's draw circles
»» MotorRoach wears a stupid helmet
»» MotorRoach sprays wall with "HOMEWORK SUCKS!"
»» MotorRoach skates downtown
<Larztard> Play some dope beats too while you're at it.
»» MotorRoach turns on Vanilla Ice music

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[16:16:42] <+PrimeV2> no underscores allowed
[16:17:08] * JTE has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[16:17:29] <+MonsterIestyn> but Alam has underscore
[16:18:21] <+PrimeV2> well shit
[16:18:37] * You are now known as R_e_d_E_n_c_h_i_l_a_d_a____
[16:18:50] <+MonsterIestyn> can I kick him
[16:18:50] * +R_e_d_E_n_c_h_i_l_a_d_a____ backflips into a pot of jello
[16:18:56] * You are now known as RedEnchilada
[16:19:03] <+MonsterIestyn> oh right
[16:19:05] <+MonsterIestyn> I'm not ops
[16:21:29] * You have been kicked from #srb2dev by Inuyasha (_n_o_ _u_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_r_e_s_ _a_l_l_o_w_e_d_)

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<MotorRoach> http://guzzguzzy.tumblr.com/post/108919535278
<MotorRoach> Me everytime I remember I have yet to finish FuckingSonic
<MotorRoach> It looks like I haven't finished FuckingSonic, but it sure looks like Sonic finished fucking me

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