IRC Quotes; Round 3.

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[15:20] <@Inuyasha> Mystic, stop Crawla hopping
 
[06:19] <Alice_Margatroid> Cue's no Doctor who fan, he just watches it for the fanservice provided by the Doctor's companions :p
[06:19] <Cue> Karen is a bonus, I've always watched it for Doctor Who =P
[06:19] <Alice_Margatroid> well if you'd do us all a favor and stop drooling all over your bonus
[06:20] <Alice_Margatroid> :p
[06:22] <Cue> Is it a coincidence that my girlfriend has completely red hair? =P
[06:22] <Cue> Okay it's not natural, but it's red.
[06:30] <Alice_Margatroid> [06:22] <Cue> Is it a coincidence that my girlfriend has completely red hair? =P <-- you're a terrible person
[06:32] <Cue> Alice_Margatroid, how am I a terrible person? :<
[06:33] <SpiritCrusher> Don't listen to Alice_Margatroid, she is the real terrible person here
[06:33] <Alice_Margatroid> making your girlfriend dye her hair red just so you could pretend she's Amy Pond
[06:34] <Alice_Margatroid> seriously. :P
[06:34] <Cue> ...she died it before we got together. :<
[06:34] <MonsterIestyn> *dyed
[06:34] <Cue> yes, *dyed
[06:34] <SpiritCrusher> She died before we got together
[06:34] <MonsterIestyn> Lol
[06:34] <SpiritCrusher> Cue is obviously weird
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[06:35] <Alice_Margatroid> wow
[06:35] <Alice_Margatroid> Cue's got a zombie girlfriend
[06:35] <Cue> I am not fucked up ._.
[06:35] <Alice_Margatroid> that's so cliche
[06:36] <Inuyasha> o.o
[06:36] <Alice_Margatroid> oh sorry Inu
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Zombie girlfriends....
 
Bigboi said:
The funny part's that you named yourself after a Touhou character, right?
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No, not at all. Shame on you for not getting it. Alice margatroid is a character from the touhou series who has the power over puppetry and other general magic. She was named after Alice from alice in wonderland and Miss Murgatroyd from the book "A Murder is Announced". In this case, as luck would have it, Alice Margatroid literally helped "A murder be announced". Oh, and Cue lives somewhere in the UK, correct? What a twist of fate, one of Alice's spell cards is called "Foggy London Dutch Dolls"! D'ohohoho!
 
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JEV has it, luis, that's pretty much it, though he did actually miss part of the quote out. :(
 
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[19:17] <RoyKirbs> Now to give my magic dildos to my chao.
[19:17] <Akira|Mars> ...
[19:17] <Boinciel> what
[19:17] <Akira|Mars> sick bastard
[19:17] <Boinciel> why do I enter the chatroom to that line
[19:17] <RoyKirbs> Chaos drives.
[19:17] <Senku_Niola> XD
 
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[02:55:42] <Cue> So I have presentation number 2 today
[02:56:11] <Cue> And this time, I don't have my friendly minion, the one who is probably one of the only females I know who actually understood and laughed at most of my jokes yesterday
[02:56:17] <Cue> Because they were so fucking nerdy
[02:56:35] <Chaos_Knux> Cue has a female minion?
[02:56:50] <Cue> Chaos_Knux, I have a female me but without the 4chan. :|
[02:56:51] <Chaos_Knux> THAT explains why he's so hap--*shot*
[02:57:00] <Cue> Or the gaming.
[02:57:06] <JEV3> "female me" ?
[02:57:08] <Cue> Remove 4chan, gaming and code from Cue and you get her.
[02:57:12] <Cue> Oh, and the balls
[02:57:17] <Cue> Don't forgot to remove the balls.
[02:57:19] <Chaos_Knux> She's a futa?
[02:57:23] * SuperChris shields his eyes
[02:57:30] <@Mystic> lol, Chaos_Knux.
[02:57:31] <Cue> You can't have a her without removing the balls and dick.
[02:57:47] <@Mystic> Well, Cue, that depends on your definition of "her".
[02:57:56] <@Mystic> Most of /d/ seems to consider futanari "female"
[02:58:07] <Cue> Mystic, this is a specific her
[02:58:23] <Chaos_Knux> XD
[02:58:29] <@Mystic> I know, I'm just fucking with you because of the inherent weirdness in futanari in general
[02:58:34] <Chaos_Knux> To the IRC Quotes thread... awaaaay!
[02:58:53] <@Mystic> There are some fetishes I just don't understand.
[02:59:00] <Cue> Mystic, I frequent certain slash letter slash places
[02:59:09] <Cue> Your weirdness has no effect.
[02:59:26] <Cue> I really need to stop talking about the girls I know IRL in here, it always seems to end up in the quote thread. ._.
[02:59:29] <@Mystic> Then you would know that lack of balls doesn't necessary mean the lack of a shaft...
[02:59:40] <Cue> FINE
[02:59:43] <Cue> Remove the balls as well
[02:59:45] <Cue> ...
[02:59:45] <Cue> what
[02:59:47] <Cue> dick
[02:59:50] <Cue> REMOVE THE DICK ._.
[03:00:02] <Pepe> Dunno man
[03:00:02] <@Mystic> apparently Cue has a strong aversion to saying the word "penis"
[03:00:04] <Cue> I went to sleep at half past midnight and woke up at 7.
[03:00:05] <Pepe> Personally, I wouldn't feel gay :3
[03:00:18] <Cue> Okay, let's try this again
[03:00:25] <Pepe> Because she's everything girl but the penis.
[03:00:40] <Cue> She's Cue without the penis, testicles, code, gaming or 4chan, and she has tits
[03:00:41] * KOTE does a evil laugh
[03:00:49] <Cue> Also she's blonde not brunette.
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[03:01:18] <@Mystic> lmao
[03:01:32] <Cue> That is the first time I have genuinely laughed at something in this channel in months.
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[02:58:13] <JEV3> Welcome to #SRB2FUN, where the only way to maintain sanity is to make frequent use of /clear
[02:58:15] <JEV3> :<
 
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[10:23] <SpiritCrusher|Away> Who on earth had the idea of exchanging KOTE for Roy?
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[10:23] <Blitzzo> SpiritCrusher: I must say, this RoyKirbs is broken. Keeps saying horse instead of Yoshi. I want my money back.
[10:24] <RoyKirbs> That is one of the features I have advertized on my box!
[10:25] <RoyKirbs> Along with "Please don't give this product to girls of any age."
[10:27] <RoyKirbs> As well as, "We are not liable if this product becomes sane."
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Why is #srb2fun suddenly being so quote-worthy?
 
SpiritCrusher said:
Why is #srb2fun suddenly being so quote-worthy?
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Because our standards have suddenly been lowered by the flurry of pretty shitty quotes, so we feel the subconscious need to be funny in a vain attempt to rekindle our hopes in this thread.
 
[02:06] <Furyhunter> http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1478/wowscrnshot072310010507.jpg
[02:06] <Furyhunter> "Failure"
[02:06] <Furyhunter> I feel good about that. :(
[02:06] <Mystic> lol
[02:07] <Mach> "Failure" "Okay"
[02:08] <Mach> I hate computers sometimes. They force you to be okay with shit you seriously aren't okay with.
[02:09] <RedEchidna> "Your identity has been stolen" "ok"
[02:09] <Mach> "Windows has installed updates and must restart now." "ok"
[02:11] <RedEchidna> turn automatic updates off ffs
[02:11] <Mach> I did
[02:11] <RedEchidna> or at least turn it to notify
[02:11] <Mach> a long time ago
[02:11] <Mach> but at school
[02:11] <Mach> they have the annoying thing popping up every 5 minutes
[02:14] <RedEchidna> popup windows need an ok button and a damnit button
[02:14] <RedEchidna> "Fatal error: windows must shut down" "damnit"
[02:14] <Mach> and a "OVER MY DEAD BODY, MICROSOFT" button
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Is you listenin' Redmond?
 
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[11:55:52] <Cinefast_F13> Oh look
[11:56:02] <Cinefast_F13> It's what you won't be if you keep scoffing fried food
[11:56:06] <Cinefast_F13> Magnificent timing
[11:56:09] <lean> ...
[11:56:12] <BlazingPhoenix> XD
[11:56:17] <RedEnchilada> like I give a shit about weight
[11:56:30] <lean> ............................................................................................................
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That's got to be the biggest stretch for a joke I have ever seen in my life. It's like he could have seen any name, made a bad pun off of it, and went "Magnificent timing."
 
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<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/RoyKirbs,isnick"]RoyKirbs[/URL]>       What is the best letter in the alphabet?
<TDM-Linux>      Q
<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/RoyKirbs,isnick"]RoyKirbs[/URL]>       Q is a male O.
<TDM-Linux>      F
<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/RoyKirbs,isnick"]RoyKirbs[/URL]>       F is a female E.
<TDM-Linux>      J?
<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/D00D64,isnick"]D00D64[/URL]>         J is Gay
<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/RoyKirbs,isnick"]RoyKirbs[/URL]>       J is a black L.
<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/D00D64,isnick"]D00D64[/URL]>         G just jacks off all day
<TDM-Linux>      J is G in Fwansay
<TDM-Linux>      Likewise, G is J
<TDM-Linux>      IT'S PHONETIC
<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/MonsterIestyn,isnick"]MonsterIestyn[/URL]>  Y?
<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/RoyKirbs,isnick"]RoyKirbs[/URL]>       Why didn't I archive that fanfiction I talked about last night.
<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/RoyKirbs,isnick"]RoyKirbs[/URL]>       Y is a male V.
<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/MonsterIestyn,isnick"]MonsterIestyn[/URL]>  Z?
<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/RoyKirbs,isnick"]RoyKirbs[/URL]>       Z is a white S.
<TDM-Linux>      A very excited male V, at that, Roy
<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/MonsterIestyn,isnick"]MonsterIestyn[/URL]>  X? :P
<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/Mystic,isnick"]Mystic[/URL]>         I don't know what's worse: this conversation, or the fact that I  understand it
<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/RoyKirbs,isnick"]RoyKirbs[/URL]>       African  +.
<TDM-Linux>      They cancel each other out, Mystic
<[URL="irc://irc.esper.net/MonsterIestyn,isnick"]MonsterIestyn[/URL]>  Both, Mystic.
<TDM-Linux>      Making it perfectly acceptable.
<TDM-Linux>      BRB, chat logging this
 
I believe I did at one point mention on IRC that saying "quoting this" or "logging this" or anything of that sort RUINS quotes, did I not?

It's perfectly true.
 
<RoyKirbs>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EBML1JvXVo Nobody want to comment on this sexy stuff?


<Sciz|SRB2>: Eruption Conduit - Yet another level that has improved.


<DarkShadic>: Girls are sexy.


<DarkShadic>: :/


<JEV3>: I tend not to comment on sexy stuff


<DarkShadic>: Well, most of 'em.


<JEV3>: "most"?


<JEV3>: now you sound like Mystic


<RoyKirbs>: Rofl


<DarkShadic>: :D


<DarkShadic>: HAI MY-- nvm.


<Mystic>: well shit.
 
Bigboi said:
Okay, I've bitched about the quality of these quotes several times, but really, guys? :/
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Ignore posts that have an author with a Sonic avatar or typical "13 year old on the internet" look. Works every time!
 
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