When eating animal-shaped food, where do you first bite?

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Animal crackers, marshmallow birds, chocolate rabbits and more. If the food you eat looks like an animal, where do you bite it? Do you bite the head off and then casually toss aside the body, making people think you are morbid? Do you chew off the feet first because you fear eating the head? Or do you just not care and eat it the way you pull it out of the bag?
Personally, I snap the confection in half and shove both halves in my mouth at the breaking point.
 
I usually let it frolic on the wild table for a few moments before pouncing onto it from the floor, decimating it's body before it ever makes it to my mouth.

Alternatively I eat the head first so it can't scream.
 
I find it enjoying to bite a chocolate Frogs head off..Or bunny...
I'm very sadistic with eating animal food. >_> <_<
 
Well, in the case of animal crackers, I eat multiple ones at a time. So animal quantity is more important than which part of their anatomy is consumed first.
 
I lmfao'd at this whole topic.

Anyways, I give each animal a unique and gruesome death. Half the time, I don't even eat them, because who wants to eat something that's been attacked with a blowtorch in some way?
 
I stick it in my pants and let it get a little warmed up first.




pants pocket you sick, sick freaks.
 
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