<Hyper> oh, wait more insane-ness
<Hyper> Hyper the Robot Hedgehog appeared on the screen. “In this modern day and age, there are many ways to prevent overage, underage and middle-age pregnancy. New methods of contraception are being discovered all the time. But these ways are costly AND expensive, and with this simple message, we will now prevent 0 to 100 percent of pregnancy rates. Somewhere between those two percents.”
<Hyper> The sappy piano music ended and there was a close up of Hyper’s eyes. “If you get pregnant, we’ll spread a rumor that you’re just fat!”
<Hyper> Knuckles began to howl with laughter, falling off the couch and slamming on the floor. “Oh man… gets me every time… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
<moonlander> O.o
<Hyper> “So, is one night of passion and excitement worth the rumors that you’re an obese slob? No,” Hyper went on. “So, stay safe.” The commercial ended, and the show began.
<Hyper> “What show is this?” Tails asked, while Knuckles continued to laugh.
<Hyper> “Um… I think it’s Invention TV,” Shadow responded. Tails was immediately interested.
<Hyper> LOL!
<moonlander> lol
<moonlander> lol
<moonlander> lol
<moonlander> we’ll spread a rumor that you’re just fat!
<moonlander> lol
<Hyper> Well,this is it." a black and red hedgehog said while walking toward a run down mansion. Then the watch he was wearing started to beep, the hedgehog flipped the top and in the screen a young yellow fox with light blue eyes,his name is Tails."Sorry I could not come, Shadow,
<Hyper> but Sonic has gone crazy when Charmy brought ten packs of chill dogs" in the backround Sonic has his hands full with chill dogs yelling "MINE,MINE,MINE GET AWAY YOU LOSER,MINE,MINE,GET AWAY,GET AWAY" he then runs like mad off screen."So, there was only one person I could find
<Hyper> "Who is it?" Shadow asked sounding like a child about to get a new game "I can't tell you until he gets there" Tails said, after that Shadow turned off his watch.
<Hyper> I made this story
<Hyper> did Shadow was ready "Stay away from me, or I'll rip you to pieces, just like I did to all of the OMOCHAOS! the things won't leave you alone for one second!"
<moonlander> lol
<Hyper> "Yes,I am, so deal with it!"Mecha (well'll call him that for that now) said "I'am glad that hedgehog is not around."
<Hyper> "What hedgehog?" Shadow asked while looking around seeing no one there except for him and Mecha "You mean me? WHAAAAAAAAAA!"
<Hyper> Shadow started to cry on the floor. Mecha, who wanted to stop said "No, no, no see." Mecha points at himself "I'm a hedgehog too,sooo..." Mecha ran out of words
<Hyper> "C'mon say something" Mecha looked over his shoulder to see his good conscience "NO,l eave him be" he looked over his other shoulder to see his evil conscience "Hold up! I have a good conscience, when did that come in!" " Hey how come you are here" his evil conscience said "
<Hyper> I am here to make Mecha do the right thing!" his good one snapped back "No you're not, I am!" "Anyway, tell him what's right to you" said the good one "No, do nothing!" "You stop telling him bad things!" "Go die!" his evil one snapped back "Why don't you!"
<Hyper> "C'MON,TELL HIM WHAT YOU THINK!" both of his consciences shouted in Mecha's ear. "TELL HIM WHAT I THINK, I'LL TELL HIM WHAT I THINK!" he then walked up to Shadow, he looked up his eyes filled with tears "SUCK IT UP YOU CRY BABY!" Mecha shouted at Shadow with so much force it kocked him over.