Immature kids these days..

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SpecterFlamefox

Weapon: Salami Stick
A chatlog of me and some friends argueing over a kid who acuses us of cheating. Maybe because the teams werent fair, but about this kid is what it makes it funny...Just read along if you may.
I have taken out some text or gameplay to make it shorter as I can.
Thank you Commander HyperSonic for the e-mail of the chatlog since I lost mine.

Player 7 renamed to Ultra Sonic
Luigi picked up the red flag!
<Ultra Sonic> YAL JUST JELUZ CUZ I CAN PLAY GITAR AND RIDE SKATEBORDS AND GOT A PRETTY GIRLFRIEND
Weegee Skywalker fell into a bottomless pit.
Weegee Skywalker fell into a bottomless pit.
<BOB 2.0> lol
Luigi captured the red flag.
The round has ended.
<Luigi> I bet she's fat.
<Ultra Sonic> AND YAL JUST NERDS THAT ON UR COMPUTER
<Weegee Skywalker> teams where fail...
<TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX> wow
<Jophser lvl 99> gay
<Ultra Sonic> ur gay
Speeding off to level...
Map is now "MAP80: LIME FOREST ZONE"
<Ultra Sonic> I cant eat sugar
TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX became a spectator.
<BOB 2.0> If it weren't for NERDS you wouldn't be playing on a computer
<BOB 2.0> now would you
TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX switched to the blue team
Jophser lvl 99 was hit by Luigi's scatter ring.
<Ultra Sonic> nerds are losers
Weegee Skywalker was hit by T100's rail ring.
<BOB 2.0> Someday
Jophser lvl 99 was hit by Luigi's scatter ring.
Icefox captured the red flag.
Jophser lvl 99 was hit by Luigi's scatter ring.
<Ultra Sonic> no one liekes then they just make stuff
<BOB 2.0> You will work for a NERD
Jophser lvl 99 became a spectator.
Luigi picked up the red flag!
Luigi got nuked by Weegee Skywalker!
Luigi dropped the red flag.
BOB 2.0 got nuked by Weegee Skywalker!
T100 got nuked by Weegee Skywalker!
<Ultra Sonic> NO I WONT
<BOB 2.0> err yea
<Ultra Sonic> I HATE NERDS
<BOB 2.0> NERDS ARE BOSSES
<Ultra Sonic> ILL KILL A NERD
<Ultra Sonic> THEN ILL BEAT UP MY BOSS
to base.
<BOB 2.0> then you'll go to Jail
<BOB 2.0> and we will all laugh
<Luigi> Lol
<Ultra Sonic> F**K you
<Ultra Sonic> I cant go to jail
<Ultra Sonic> im a good kid
<BOB 2.0> err
<BOB 2.0> Didnt you just tell me you got Suspended?
<BOB 2.0> 3 times
<Ultra Sonic> i can run faster than a poice cap
<Ultra Sonic> police car
<BOB 2.0> Then They'll shoot you down
<Ultra Sonic> i can run fast
<BOB 2.0> and We'll laugh even harder
Luigi picked up the blue flag!
<Ultra Sonic> i can doge bullets
<BOB 2.0> HA
<BOB 2.0> Lol
<T100> then they wil tazer you
<BOB 2.0> This kid is Funny
<Ultra Sonic> whats a tazer
<BOB 2.0> LOL
<BOB 2.0> HEs STUPID TOO
<T100> i have bad spelling :)
<Ultra Sonic> STFU
<BOB 2.0> Listen Kid
<BOB 2.0> Why do you play a NERD GAME
<BOB 2.0> if you HATE NERDS
<Ultra Sonic> ILLUSE MY KUNG FU TO HERT THEM
<Ultra Sonic> I LIKE SONIC
<BOB 2.0> PLAYING THIS GAME MEANS YOU ARE A NERD
<Ultra Sonic> NO IM COO
<Ultra Sonic> IM COOOOOOL
<Ultra Sonic> IM COOOL STFUUUU
<BOB 2.0> According to who?
Icefox picked up the red flag!
<BOB 2.0> your mom
<Ultra Sonic> EVERYONE
<BOB 2.0> I dont think that at all
<Icefox> brb
<Luigi> You get cards from your mother
<BOB 2.0> we JUST WANT YOU BANNED FROM THIS SERVER
<Luigi> Gosh
<BOB 2.0> SO GTFO
Speeding off to level...
Map is now "MAP81: CLOUD PALACE ZONE"
<Ultra Sonic> no
Icefox was killed by Luigi's ring.
<Ultra Sonic> no one has the balls to ban me
<BOB 2.0> Listen
Luigi picked up the blue flag!
<Ultra Sonic> im the best
<BOB 2.0> I know the creators of this GAME
<Luigi> You don't even have balls
<Ultra Sonic> YES I DO
<BOB 2.0> I can get you banned from SRB2
<Ultra Sonic> THIS GIRL KICKED ME IN THE BALLS ONCE
<Ultra Sonic> AND IT HERT
<BOB 2.0> LOL
<Luigi> Fail
<Ultra Sonic> SO I DO HAVE THEM
<T100> this all start becasue of cheating?
<BOB 2.0> you probably lost them when you got hit
<Ultra Sonic> NAH AH
<Ultra Sonic> IM A GUY
BOB 2.0 was hit by Weegee Skywalker's ring.
BOB 2.0 dropped the red flag.
<Ultra Sonic> ONE DAY MY MOM SAYS ILL GIVE MY GIRLFrEND SOME OF MY SEX
<BOB 2.0> I love these Tykes
TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX switched to the blue team
<BOB 2.0> so cute
<Ultra Sonic> IM NOT CUTE
<BOB 2.0> when they're mad
<Ultra Sonic> IM ANGRY
<Ultra Sonic> ILL HERT YOU
<BOB 2.0> lol
<BOB 2.0> You cant even spell
<Ultra Sonic> RARRRRRRRR
<T100> you are angry because of CHEATING?
T100 was hit by Luigi's ring.
<Ultra Sonic> I HAVE a 93 IN SPELLING
Luigi was hit by T100's ring.
<Ultra Sonic> STFU
<BOB 2.0> LOL
<Ultra Sonic> I GOT CLOSE IN A SPELLING BEE
<BOB 2.0> yea
<BOB 2.0> The class Spelling Bee
Part 2:
<BOB 2.0> Listen Kid
<Ultra Sonic> NO IT WAS IN THE CAFETERIA
<Ultra Sonic> STOP CALLING ME KID
<Ultra Sonic> GRRRR
<Ultra Sonic> DONT MAKE mE MAD
<BOB 2.0> WE WOULDN'T BE TALKING TO YOU LIKE THIS IF YOU DIDN'T CALL US FAGS AT THE BEGINNING
<BOB 2.0> so the way I see it
<Ultra Sonic> can we just be firends <--(WHAT? REALLY, AFTER ALL THIS?!)
<BOB 2.0> You Brought this upon you
<Ultra Sonic> CAN WE JUST BE FIERNDS
<BOB 2.0> What do you say guys?
<Luigi> HELL NO <--(DENIED!)
<T100> no...
<Ultra Sonic> WHY NOT
<BOB 2.0> good enough for me
<BOB 2.0> No
<T100> i you try to threat to kill me ... guess not
<T100> if
<BOB 2.0> come back when you have Matured
<BOB 2.0> Then we will talk
Luigi picked up the blue flag!
Luigi was hit by T100's explosion ring.
Luigi dropped the blue flag.
<Ultra Sonic> IM GONNA GO GTE MY DAD ON YOU FAGGOTS <--(He's gonna get his..Dad? LOL)
<Ultra Sonic> BRB
<BOB 2.0> LOL
<T100> lol
<Luigi> lmao
<BOB 2.0> Quick Everyone Run
<BOB 2.0> =P
<BOB 2.0> wow..
<BOB 2.0> Kids These days I tell ya
<Luigi> I got a idea
<BOB 2.0> ?
<Luigi> When he comes back..watch
<BOB 2.0> ok
<T100> ok...
<BOB 2.0> I'm not usually mean
<BOB 2.0> but when people talk to me like that
<Luigi> I'm mean to trolls, and immature people
<BOB 2.0> I get mad
<BOB 2.0> yea
<BOB 2.0> same
<Ultra Sonic> Hello. <--(It's his dad..I'm sooo scared)
<Luigi> LOL
<Ultra Sonic> Where are the kids that made my Arnold Cry. <--(Arnold? e.e?)
<Luigi> Hey dood
<Luigi> Join the epic server with alt and f4.
<Luigi> It's reserved for you sonic
<Ultra Sonic> Dont you kids understand?
<Jophser lvl 99> yes
<Ultra Sonic> Its not nice to bully each other. <--( Welcome to the Internet)
<T100> your the bully
Luigi fell into a bottomless pit.
<Ultra Sonic> You made my son cry.
<Ultra Sonic> Please, just tell me what you did
<Ultra Sonic> He's locked in his room, crying.
<urmom> We didn't share oreos with him
<urmom> that's why
<Ultra Sonic> And he wont talk.
<Ultra Sonic> Thats why?
<urmom> YES
<BOB 2.0> YES
<T100> we did nothing
<Ultra Sonic> What Oreos?
<T100> wait what?
<urmom> WE SMOKED GRASS
<Ultra Sonic> Wait, Is anyone here an Adult?
<urmom> *Raises hand*
<urmom> 8D
<BOB 2.0> xD
<Ultra Sonic> PPut your parents on. <---( Really?)
<Ultra Sonic> I want to talk to your parents.
<BOB 2.0> Sir this game isn't for Children
<urmom> I don't live with my parents
<urmom> XD
<BOB 2.0> xD
<Ultra Sonic> Dont be a comedian. <--(Not trying to, bud)
<urmom> You can talk to my drunk roomate though
T100 picked up the red flag!
<urmom> :D
<BOB 2.0> Actually
<Ultra Sonic> Put your parents on.
<BOB 2.0> It isn't
<BOB 2.0> It was made quite clear
<urmom> SRB2 do not allow children
<BOB 2.0> by the adminstrators
<urmom> plus.
<BOB 2.0> exactly
<urmom> it's the damn internet
<Ultra Sonic> Dont curse at me. Learn some respect. <--(eh?)
<T100> im a kid and im here
>nodes
00: Jaice - 01 - 68.32.70.6:5029 (spectator)
01: Jophser lvl 99 - 255
02: urmom - 255
05: TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX - 255
06: Ultra Sonic - 255 (spectator)
10: BOB 2.0 - 00 - self (spectator)
11: Snowy the fox - 255
12: T100 - 255 (spectator)
<urmom> I'mma spect
Jophser lvl 99 was killed by TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX's explosion ring.
<Ultra Sonic> PUT YOUR PARENTS ON, NOW.
<urmom> ANYWAY
<urmom> OK
<BOB 2.0> lol
<T100> we didnt do anything
urmom renamed to Imaginary parent <--(Hah)
<Jophser lvl 99> gays
<T100> lol
<Ultra Sonic> Cyber Bullying is a Crime.
<Luigi> XD
<BOB 2.0> Indeed it is
<BOB 2.0> However
<Ultra Sonic> I will find that you are all punished if you Dont Put them on.
<BOB 2.0> This isn't a game for a Child to be Playing
<T100> he just got mad because he call us cheaters
<Ultra Sonic> Ok.
<Luigi> He raged and crused
<T100> we cant cheat on this server
<Luigi> Cursed*
<Ultra Sonic> Ill make Sure Arnold doesn't play this game anymore.
Snowy the fox captured the red flag.
The round has ended.
<TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX> brb
<Ultra Sonic> Its too Vulgar fo him.
TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX became a spectator.
<BOB 2.0> Indeed it is
<Ultra Sonic> I thought this would be a nice Kids Game.
Speeding off to level...
Map is now "MAP82: SILVER CASCADE ZONE"
<Luigi> Oh no no
<BOB 2.0> Not so much sir
<Ultra Sonic> How do you Exit
<Jophser lvl 99> all spectattor to red team
<T100> he just got mad for no reason
<TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX> bak
<Luigi> Try going on Sonicthehedgehog4.com instead k?
<BOB 2.0> alt f4 will close the window
Ultra Sonic left the game
<BOB 2.0> oh yes
<Luigi> LOL
<BOB 2.0> We are Clever
<TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX> o-o
<BOB 2.0> =P
<BOB 2.0> CLEAVER
<BOB 2.0> =P
TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX switched to the blue team
<BOB 2.0> THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS
<Luigi> Who rages to there dad for this
<Jophser lvl 99> aaaa
<Luigi> LOL
<BOB 2.0> We just got rid of a noob.....
<Jophser lvl 99> help
Snowy the fox captured the red flag.
TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX picked up the red flag!
* BOB 2.0 pats himself on the back
<FailH0g> Joph. Man up and take them up.
<FailH0g> *on
<TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX> damm it
(Pretty much the ending..)
<~Jaice> Wow Theres still people here?
Snowy the fox picked up the red flag!
<TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX> put cheats on
<BOB 2.0> WE JUST MADE CHILD QUIT SRB2
Jophser lvl 99 became a spectator.
<Luigi> IKR
FailH0g renamed to Nesu.EXE
<~Jaice> omg theres still people here
<BOB 2.0> =D
<Luigi> it was funny.
<~Jaice> What...?
<BOB 2.0> JAICE
<Nesu.EXE> But was it?
<Jophser lvl 99> bye baner the gays blues
Snowy the fox captured the red flag.
<~Jaice> aloha
<Luigi> He told his dad on us too. lmao.
Jophser lvl 99 left the game
<BOB 2.0> Luigi tell him
<BOB 2.0> the story
<Nesu.EXE> Baner?
<~Jaice> What...?
TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX fell into a bottomless pit.
Snowy the fox picked up the red flag!
<BOB 2.0> it was hilarious
<T100> why was he mad
Jaice renamed to JOE 2.0
<BOB 2.0> =D
<Nesu.EXE> Joph's grammar is so funny and polectically wrong.
TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX fell into a bottomless pit.
Snowy the fox captured the red flag.
<Luigi> They acused us of winning, and next they raged at us.
<Luigi> So..
<BOB 2.0> yep
<Luigi> He cried and told his dad on us
<Nesu.EXE> Lol.
<~JOE 2.0> LOL
Snowy the fox picked up the red flag!
<Luigi> His dad was kinda pissed at first
<T100> lol
<Luigi> But me and him handled it
<~JOE 2.0> LOLOLOLOLOL
<TheDumbGrrrrrrrrrrEX> yay
Snowy the fox dropped the red flag.
Snowy the fox fell into a bottomless pit.
The red flag has returned to base.
<BOB 2.0> Read the log later Joe
<Nesu.EXE> Who was that?
<~JOE 2.0> WHO WAS THIS, FISTS?
<Luigi> And his name..is Arnold..lol?
<BOB 2.0> Yea
<Nesu.EXE> Who are you talking about?
<BOB 2.0> I'm posting this somewhere...
<~JOE 2.0> LOL FISTS TOLD HIS DAD ON US?
<Luigi> Recorded it?
<T100> his name was Ultra Sonic
<BOB 2.0> THE WORLD HAS GOT TO KNOW
<El Diablo> i gtg cya dudes
<BOB 2.0> Cyas
<Luigi> aw
<Luigi> bai
<Nesu.EXE> Cya.
<~JOE 2.0> well..
<Luigi> Drunk roomate...lol...and he was actually drunk.
The round has ended.
<AceZX> wtf
<AceZX> WTF!!!!!!!!
<BOB 2.0> it was some kid
<AceZX> XD
<~JOE 2.0> what was his name
<BOB 2.0> Ultra Sonic
<Luigi> Ultra Sonic
<Nesu.EXE> Ah. Kids these days.
<BOB 2.0> yep
 
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I am not reading that wall of text. But if you care even slightly about his accusations then you have some maturing of your own to do. No offense, it just comes with growth.
 
Put it in either a
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And get out of my are Firefox.

Honestly, wish I was there. You should be nice to the fathers. (Honestly, I'd have tried to rope the guy into having a game his-self.)
Plus, the kid would have been more embarrassed, seeing as we're all amicable and nice and stuff.

Hmm, wonder how long this topic'll go before lock.
 
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Quotes topic is over here.

...though, this probably wouldn't stay there for long if you did put it there. It's a bit long, for not much entertainment.
 
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