<toaster> i wish i still had jesus the hedgehog to show you guys
<MotorRoach> Jesus died because he made an OC
<toaster> my Religious Studies homework was incredible in its awfulness
<Whackjood> hang on toaster, jesus the hedgehog + religious studies homework
<Whackjood> please explain
<Whackjood> I
need context
<MotorRoach> Hold on, let me try guessing
<MotorRoach> The homework was "draw Jesus"
<MotorRoach> And you drew Jesus the Hedgeheg
<toaster> So my homework was to "tell the story of Jesus' ressurection in an interesting way, such as with a poster or booklet"
<MotorRoach> "interesting way"
<MotorRoach> Oh no
<Zipper> just post Sonic 06's cover
<MotorRoach> Hold on, toast, I got you covered
<toaster> So I decided to recolour Sonic brown, use the Sonic game maker engine, and add cutscenes
<Whackjood> that
<Whackjood> is amazing
<MotorRoach> Oh my god lol
<Zipper> oh shit
<toaster> He couldn't spindash because it was Sonic 1 inspired and he hadn't come back from the dead yet
<MotorRoach> My mind is just exploding trying to adapat that Sonic
<Whackjood>
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClcHGYgUkAAMk8K.jpg very appropriate
<toaster> Eggman was Pontius Pilate
<Whackjood> LKAJERlkjaelrkjaer
<MotorRoach>
http://pre04.deviantart.net/5961/th/pre/i/2004/01/3/f/jesus_and_sonic.jpg
<toaster> Wearing a toga over his fat ass body
<MotorRoach> The best
<toaster> I was able to sprite that back then
<Whackjood> incredible
<toaster> What else
<MotorRoach> Honestly, toaster
<MotorRoach> You deserve an Oscar for that
<toaster> All the enemies were Tails the fox but coloured grey and wearing a roman helmet
<MotorRoach> An award for improving Jesus
<toaster> Except for the boss
<Whackjood> I hope you're okay with me posting your blasphemy in the irc quotes thread
<toaster> Which was "we're going to torture Jesus the Hedgehog for information to bring down his movement, so throw him in the TORTURE CHAMBER"
<Whackjood> because my sides have been crucified
<toaster> The torture chamber being the Sonic 1 ball and chain boss, but permanently attached to the ceiling
<toaster> in a marble zone themed area
<toaster> Pontius Pilate standing off to the side, reacting
<toaster> I wish I still had it