The things in fortune cookies nowadays...

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About a year ago, you could get nice, realistic fortunes in fortune cookies. Today, you are very capabable of getting the strangest things, as I found out today. During a family gathering at a chinese restaraunt, I opened my fortune cookie, and found this:

My fortune cookie said:
Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer.
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It gave my family quite a laugh. Then my little brother opened his:

My brother's fortune cookie said:
Ignore previous cookie.
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My stomach was cramped for the rest of the meal.
 
You have got to be pulling my leg...

Well, I wouldn't say it's fake:
My weird fortune cookie said:
You will find power in what you desire most.
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... I desire Hershey's Milk Chocolate...
 
Super Sonic 2005 said:
About a year ago, you could get nice, realistic fortunes in fortune cookies. Today, you are very capabable of getting the strangest things, as I found out today. During a family gathering at a chinese restaraunt, I opened my fortune cookie, and found this:

My fortune cookie said:
Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer.
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It gave my family quite a laugh. Then my little brother opened his:

My brother's fortune cookie said:
Ignore previous cookie.
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My stomach was cramped for the rest of the meal.
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XD
Oh boz mys say: Dont want to go deep of the air...bla..bla...bla..

and i think: WHAT? TO DEEP of the AIR? :eek: The Cookie was ether a fake or a joke....

Walter
 
Ritz said:
Add "In bed" to the end of your fortunes. Lotsa fun.
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Actually, its better as "between the sheets".

"Children will bring you great joy..."
 
I once got one that said,
You're destined for a life alone, even though you deserve to be with someone.

....
You're destined for a life alone, even though you deserve to be with someone (between the sheets)

Yeaaaah..I suppose it is more interesting that way..
 
Cheap suit! Cheap suit!

Here's some nice fortunes I've gotten from fortune cookies:
cheapsuit.jpg

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unfortunatecookie[1].jpg

Scanned 'em myself. =Þ
 
Well, **** and crap are the same thing however you tell me which sentence is funnier

"OH MY GOD YOU GOT **** ALL OVER ME"
or
"OH MY GOD YOU GOT CRAP ALL OVER ME"

I think I know your answer :roll:

Do NOT evade the curse filter. Do it again and there WILL be a tempban.
 
Mimiru said:
I once got one that said,
You're destined for a life alone, even though you deserve to be with someone.

....
You're destined for a life alone, even though you deserve to be with someone (between the sheets)

Yeaaaah..I suppose it is more interesting that way..
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Tomorrow is chinese food night... I think I'll run away or something. >.<
 
fannybetweensheets7sp.jpg

Meh. Didn't want to put in the effort of copying and pasting the actual letters or anything like that to make it look realer then this.
 
Once I got a fortune cookie saying "The end of the world as we know it will be after world war III.That war is nearing."
 
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