IRC Quotes; Round 3.

[17:50] <Arf> Hey mystic is having a bot talking every five minutes annoying
[17:50] <Arf> (spoilers: <Mystic> Yes)
[17:50] <MrMystery> so mystic is now your bot?
[17:50] <Mystic> duh

wups!

This was amazing for me to find.

<UltimaXtreme> Wow... Skyward Sword footages makes you think...
<UltimaXtreme> Someone actually came to a realization...
<UltimaXtreme> that Link runs out of breath faster than the majority of PC gamers.
<+StormLink> <Maidku/StormBit> XD
<UltimaXtreme> Seriously, swinging the fuck out of the sword and sprinting, jumping, etc. completely rapes his energy.
<Lumo> That's why I gecko'd
<Lumo> No energy rapeage
<UltimaXtreme> While you're at it, just get a "Beat the game" cheat so you can stop playing.

Whackjood steals the show:

<SpiritCrusher> Nobody for yodeling? :<
<Prime_2> My only response is http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=KQZGRJPu4BM#t=3m5
<Prime_2> sorry
<SpiritCrusher> Um
<SpiritCrusher> Okay?
* SpiritCrusher slowly retreats
<Prime_2> I really wish things could be different between us
* SpiritCrusher retreats not so slowly
<Prime_2> But some things are just necessary, you know?
* Prime_2 steps forward
* SpiritCrusher has quit (Quit: No)

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Stupidity on #srb2fun as normal, hillarity ensues

<Arfsleep> you guys accept these ponies bastards
<Arfsleep> but yet my yak adventures are more complex
<Arfsleep> and have in jokes aimed for adults
<Arfsleep> and a huge online following
<@Mystic> I just imagined "Yak Adventures" as a hentai
<Arfsleep> but really, I had a cup full of water with cotton in it and I must dispose of it AND sleep
<Arfsleep> I was going to type "yakventures" but put in effect the biggest amount of restraint in my life for a shitty pun
<Arfsleep> NO ONEE CHAN
<Arfsleep> PLEASE DONT RAPE ME
<Arfsleep> oh no i have turned into a yak by eating this mushroom
<@Mystic> SOKO WA DAME
<Arfsleep> what kind of noise do yaks make any way onee chan?
<Arfsleep> WELL FIND OUT... AFTER I RAPE YOU
<Whackjood> A yak is fine too
<Arfsleep> then tentacles out of nowhere
<butterfly> you're surprisingly good at this
<Arfsleep> Hell yeah
<Arfsleep> It's a living
<Arfsleep> you know, the yak fucking
<Arfsleep> When you've been in the field as long as me, you get to see everything
<@Mystic> god dammit, go to bed before I die laughing
<Whackjood> well played, Arf. This is the most incredible way to start my day
<Arfsleep> You know what they say
<Arfsleep> a yak a day..!
<butterfly> this is making my monster hunter farming much more tolerable tbh
<butterfly> because now i'm imagining everything i kill as a yak
<@Mystic> and looting the corpse is now sodomy?
<Whackjood> A normal day in Ireland

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[12:39:31] <Whackjood> been here since 2006, still less than 500 posts
[12:39:34] <Whackjood> huehuehuehuehuehue
[12:39:48] <Kitoko> Whackjood: im quieter man, check my posts
[12:39:58] <Whackjood> you're a mouse
[12:39:59] <Kitoko> and to think ive been around srb2 from 2006 as well
[12:40:20] <MonsterIestyn> So what, SC's been here since 2009 and he's already made 3753 posts :P
[12:40:29] <Whackjood> he's like
[12:40:30] <red_the_fox> I made 1 post...
[12:40:32] <Whackjood> an all knowing MOTORMOUTH
[12:40:56] <MonsterIestyn> Eh, I've been around the MB since 2008
[12:41:20] <Kitoko> Whackjood: reminds me of one of my friends
[12:41:26] <Kitoko> he won a know-it-all contest too
[12:41:33] <Kitoko> and hes one of the fastest talkers i know
[12:41:50] <Kitoko> once he stats he never stops
[12:41:56] <Kitoko> its like hes got a mental encyclopedia
[12:42:03] <MonsterIestyn> GOTTA KNOW FAST

[01:45] <MrMystery> http://forums.sonicretro.org/index.php?showtopic=28367&view=findpost&p=680551 <-- they could, I dunno, play SRB2 for a change :p
[01:46] <MrMystery> since some of them are all like "oh god all our big stuff is dying off oooooh what do we have left to play"
[01:48] <Scizor300> well, keep in mind that srb2 isn't really a sonic retro thing
[01:48] <MrMystery> duh
[01:48] <RoyKirbs> if it ain't sonic retro, sonic retro won't play it.
[01:49] <MrMystery> i'm being a smartass :p
[01:49] <RoyKirbs> which is why they made their own verson of tic-tac-toe.
[01:49] <Scizor300> tic-tac-tweaker? :v
[01:49] <RoyKirbs> Instead of xes and ohs, it's rings and like...
[01:49] <RoyKirbs> um
[01:49] <RoyKirbs> drama.
[01:49] <RoyKirbs> rings and drama.
[01:50] <MrMystery> lmao
[01:51] <RoyKirbs> Retro might as well make a game that plays every genesis era game in order.
[01:51] <RoyKirbs> with new shiny bloom processing.
[01:52] <MrMystery> so that's what it's called?
[01:52] <Scizor300> program an emulator that uses bloom and romhack all of the genesis sonic games together
[01:52] <RoyKirbs> Even the puzzle game.
[01:52] <MrMystery> watch, they'll do it too
[01:53] <RoyKirbs> Both of them.
[01:53] <Blitzzoshi> They should program an operating system for the Genesis through 68k Assembly
[01:54] <RoyKirbs> haha.
[01:54] <Blitzzoshi> And then program an emulator for that OS, also through 68k Assembly
[01:54] <Blitzzoshi> And try to get it to run Sonic 1
[01:54] <MrMystery> who's to say stealth hasn't done so already :p
[01:55] <Mystic> <RoyKirbs> rings and drama. - Oh god...can't stop laughing...
[01:57] <MrMystery> roy gave mystic side splitting laughter, promote that man at once
[01:57] <MrMystery> am I doing it rite
[01:57] <RoyKirbs> Funny thing.
[01:58] <Scizor300> can't possibly be too hard
[01:58] <D00D64-X> so is drama represented with the TSSZ logo or something
[01:58] <MrMystery> no they banned TSSZ
[01:58] <Scizor300> i mean retro is practically a goldmine of humor in times like these
[01:58] <RoyKirbs> I saw my Steam pop up and I honestly thought it said "Achievement Unlocked: Made <Mystic> laugh real hard"
[01:58] <MrMystery> let's see, what is their drama symbol
[01:58] <Blitzzoshi> D00D64-X: Just use theatre masks
[01:58] <Blitzzoshi> People will get the idea
[01:58] <MrMystery> so many choices! :p
[01:59] <RoyKirbs> a ring with a star in it.
[01:59] <D00D64-X> what about Tweaker's face
[01:59] <Mystic> Twea...damn
[01:59] <MrMystery> oh, oh
[01:59] <Blitzzoshi> I was gonna say
[01:59] <Mystic> beaten to it
[01:59] <RoyKirbs> Haha!
[01:59] <MrMystery> a green eye
[01:59] <RoyKirbs> Walking on a ceiling.
[01:59] * MrMystery is pelted with rocks
[01:59] <Blitzzoshi> Tweaker's face with green eyes standing on the ceiling of a loop
[02:00] <MrMystery> in a carwash speed booster
[02:00] <RoyKirbs> I love you all so much right now.
[02:00] <D00D64-X> replace the rings with XL Sonic
[02:00] <D00D64-X> for he ate them

[16:42] cathy [~Katherine@173-26-197-48.client.mchsi.com] requested CTCP VERSION from Kyllian1212:
[16:42] <Kyllian1212> Huh what
[16:42] <cathy> what the hell is iris
[16:42] <MonsterIestyn> Sorry, who
[16:43] <cathy> huh
[16:43] <cathy> MonsterIestyn: what are you saying
[16:44] <Kyllian1212> He said
[16:44] <Kyllian1212> <MonsterIestyn> Sorry, who
[16:44] <cathy> stupid spiteful literal responses

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[17:53] <D00D64-X> okay, one thing Mario Tennis Open does right
[17:53] <D00D64-X> it makes the Mii voice NOT FUCKING STUPID like Mario Kart 7
[17:54] <Scizor300> "WOO-HOO"
[17:54] <MrMystery> miis... with voices
[17:54] <MrMystery> what
[17:54] <D00D64-X> MrMystery, Miis had voices in many games
[17:55] <MrMystery> does that not defeat the point
[17:55] <D00D64-X> well
[17:55] <D00D64-X> in Mario Kart Wii, voices changed slightly depending on size, and color
[17:55] <D00D64-X> Mario Kart 7... does it, but nowhere near enough to a degree
[17:55] <D00D64-X> and it sounds horrible in MK7 no matter what
[17:55] <D00D64-X> but in Mario Tennis Open? Sounds... well, pretty normal!
[17:56] <D00D64-X> as in, not-ripping-my-ears-out-because-thats-less-painful!
[18:03] <Prime_2> <D00D64-X> in Mario Kart Wii, voices changed slightly depending on size, and color <-it made my mom's wii sound like some cliche old grandma
[18:04] <Prime_2> and it made me sound really, really stupid
[18:05] <D00D64-X> <Wii> PRIIIIME TWOOOOO, DID YOU GET MY DENTURE CREAM
[18:06] <D00D64-X> <Wii> Prime_2, you better not be talking to those TempGBA hooligans. I hear they put wiis in the slammer!
[18:06] <MrMystery> hesh or it's the nursing home for you
[18:06] <D00D64-X> don't you mean gamestop
[18:06] <MrMystery> yes that

<@Prime_2> <RedEnchilada> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48k6vnKnQ1rvkt60o2_500.jpg
<@Prime_2> This is the single greatest picture I have seen all year
<D00D64-X> just wait untill Sorry
<Simsmagic> "Coming this summer, Nicholas Cage is Josh Lastname, a typical average American."
<Simsmagic> "But things will change for Josh once he realizes that his whole life seems to have been planned from the start."
<Simsmagic> "Now Josh must find whoever is moving the pieces, and free himself from this tyranny."
<Simsmagic> "This is..."
<Simsmagic> "The Game of Life"

<Scizor300> and besides ice
<Scizor300> that couldn't be a legit 2.1 server
<Iceman404>how would you know?
<Scizor300> it doesn't say "Mystic is a robo ass and hosting 2.1"
<JTE> Haha

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<Mystic> hehe, I wonder how many children rage when they see that in the MS log
<_Badz> what
<Simsmagic> "Mystic is mean and hosting 2.1"
<_Badz> Gone offline
<Mystic> yeah, crashed, _Badz
<Mystic> No shock there
<Simsmagic> OMG someone is hosting 2.1??
<Iceman404> OH MY GOD GUYS
<Iceman404> Mystic is mean and hosting 2.1<---!
<Iceman404> ...
<Iceman404> oh
<Iceman404> this is awkward.

(This happened a little bit before the quote in the previous post, by the way.)

Talking about voice actors...

<UltX|ZzZ> Lisa Ortiz is an example
<UltX|ZzZ> Amy Rose, Rika from One Piece, Princess Diamond from Sailor Moon
<UltX|ZzZ> Nanaka Nakatomi from Magic User's Club
<UltX|ZzZ> I always knew it was that VA.
<@RPLogger> You know a name that isn't a planet from Sailor Moon
* UltX|ZzZ is now known as UltimaXtreme
<@RosyPie> ...If you say pluto I'll cut you.
<UltimaXtreme> Uranus
<@RosyPie> That would have been a hilarious name for a girl.
<@RPLogger> <Guy> I wanna do Uranus
<@RosyPie> <Other Guy> WOAH WOAH WOAH.
<@RosyPie> <Other Guy> Not in public, man!
<@RPLogger> No no, SAILOR Uranus
<@RosyPie> <Other Guy> Yes. I am a sailor.

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<Charybdizs> Guys seriously
<Charybdizs> Have you ever imagined what music supposed to represent taste would sound like?
<Zipper> Delicious?
<Iceman404> sweet?
<RoyKirbs> A cherry tart

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mmmm...

EDIT: -snipped for being unfunny-

<CaptainViridian> some guy joined my server and asked "how to i jump in srb2."
<CaptainViridian> so somebody says "alt f4"
<CaptainViridian> and he did it

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[00:32] <@Boinciel> Mystic why are there so many groin kicks
[00:33] <Playah> Because that's how you defend yourself against dicks!
[00:33] <Playah> And that has several intentional meanings.

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I found it funny.

<Playah> <Lumo> what the fuck guys what comes after 2 --- 2: Episode 1.
<Playah> Then, 2: Episode 2.
<Playah> Then, um
<Playah> Um
<Playah> Hats
<Colson> more hats
<UltimaXtreme> and hi-fiving
<furyhunter> 2: episode 2: episode 1
<furyhunter> little did we know, gabe newell just reinvented the trinary numeral system

* Rusty-Bolt pokes RedEchilada
<Rusty-Bolt> Things have gotten out of hand
<Rusty-Bolt> you're my new mother.
* Rusty-Bolt hugs
<Rusty-Bolt> mooooooom
<@RoyKirbs> Wait.
<@RoyKirbs> But I'm married to Red.
<@RoyKirbs> ...
<@RoyKirbs> CAN I HAVE A DIVORCE NOW.
<Rusty-Bolt> WHY DID YOU MARRY YOUR AUNT
<UltimaXtreme> Lucky, i'm still in the middle of engagement with Scizor.
<@Ries> Normal conversation?
<yoshibot> luckily i already don't remember this

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I'll make you remember, yoshibot.

<@Rob> See, what you guys don't understand is ST218's girlfriend is what you might call a "bitchtroll"
<@Rob> She likes to find the things that annoy you the most and casually fling them your way.
* ST218 has kicked Rob from #srb2fun (that's "fiancee" and no insulting her and calling her a bitch)
* Rob (~Rob@pool-70-19-135-222.bos.east.verizon.net) has joined #srb2fun
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Rob
<@ST218> ...why do you not have autorejoin on?
<@Rob> I did not call her a bitch!
<@Rob> I called her a bitchtroll
<@Rob> And you can quote me on that!

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The context was an MLP birthday card, by the way. :3

[18:01:56] Boinciel: naw I'm only kidding zarro
[18:02:00] Boinciel: I know you're not a shota :)
[18:02:07] Mystic: He's not even in here
[18:02:09] Boinciel: except he isn't here :x
[18:02:13] Mystic: +b and all
[18:02:19] Pepe: +ball
[18:02:22] Nev3r: Watch out he had different IPs
[18:02:28] Scizor300: get on the +ball
[18:02:34] Oerg866 (~Oerg866@ip-94-79-135-198.unitymediagroup.de) left IRC. (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[18:02:38] Whackjood: They will never catch my cunning disguise, for Robotnik is really Zarro!
[18:02:41] Pepe: that's the new way to call a ban
[18:02:47] Pepe: get on the +ball
[18:02:50] Wolfy: ^
[18:02:52] Nev3r: get on the ban
[18:02:56] Nev3r: Are YOU on the ban?

[00:25] <CoatRack> ugh
[00:25] <CoatRack> this Tails Flight part in ODZ1 is hard x.x
[00:25] <Mystic> Go get the Tails emblem in ATZ ^_~
[00:27] <Mystic> Speaking of, I should get to making modifications to that according to the feedback
[00:28] <RoyKirbs> like adding useless checkpoints. :P
[00:30] <Mystic> useful feedback
[00:30] <Mystic> not Fawfulfan's ^_~
[00:30] <RoyKirbs> Haha~
[00:31] <Mystic> if you try to play a stage designed to be as hard as possible in analog mode, you should expect to get what you deserve =P
[00:31] <RoyKirbs> How do you even play in analog mode. :\
[00:31] <Mystic> I wouldn't be surprised if some of that level is literally impossible in analog
[00:31] <Mystic> You punch yourself in the dick, and then you hit keys on the keyboard
[00:32] <Mystic> and alternate between the two activities
[00:32] <MrMystery> lmao
[00:32] <MrMystery> analog mode with the keyboard, what
[00:32] <Mystic> Honestly, I haven't found using a gamepad any better for analog
[00:32] <cathy> analog mode in its entire existence, what
[00:32] <RoyKirbs> So I'm guessing Analog Mode is getting disabled in 2.1? :3
[00:33] <Mystic> It's just so horrendously inaccurate, especially with the lack of camera control, that any fine motion you get with the joystick is irrelevant
[00:33] <Mystic> Why? Some people like punching themselves in the dick
[00:33] <Mystic> Who am I to ruin their fun?
[00:34] <Katmint> it's sometimes useful for taking pictures with your character facing somewhere other than forward
[00:34] <Mystic> but if you want to actually have some kind of control over your character, I don't suggest it =P
[00:34] <Katmint> but there's no use in actual gameplay
[00:35] <Boinciel> Mystic: what if those people who like punching themselves in the genitalia also like punching other people
[00:35] <Boinciel> is that why you removed adventure mode
[00:38] <Mystic> Boinciel, that is the best metaphor ever