<Digiku> I suppose ruining everything is part of Eggman's plans
<Digiku> I mean, in the end, he wants to rule Eggmanland, "the ultimate city!"
<Errol> One way to make the ultimate city is to make it the best
<Errol> The other way would be downing all the other cities
<Digiku> That doesn't bode well for Egg's leadership skills ;)
<Errol> Now we're going in the land of insane conspiracy theories
<Digiku> Eggman's a communist and a feminist! BURN HIM!
<Digiku> We didn't know it for so long, but it was obvious! His clothes are RED and YELLOW!
<Digiku> like COMMUNISTS
<ShadowHog> ...and black and white.
<ShadowHog> Like... Chess pieces?
<Digiku> He's a communist chess master.
<Digiku> He knows how to get what he wants, and what he wants is communism
<BlazingPhoenix> what
<Errol> But
<Nev3r> rofl
<Digiku> You might imagine Eggman is a big fat loony with strong political opinions
<Digiku> That's why he wants to make Eggmanland -- to hold up his own ideals
<Naga> Sonic the Hedgehog wouldn't be much fun if Eggman was a politician trying to take over the world.
<Digiku> That's why he's a closet politician. Nobody knows except him
<Errol> And scratch, and grounder
<Digiku> His outward guise? Making robots that blow up stuff
<Digiku> And the populace's reaction? "EXPLOSIONS ARE COOL!"
<Naga> Your TAX RINGS at work!
<BlazingPhoenix> LOL
<Digiku> So Eggman's got them right in his hand. All he has to do is get rid of that pesky blue hedgehog, and the world is HIS
<Errol> INFRASTRUCTURE PROBLEMS solved in a handwave!
<Errol> (Eggman builds at the speed of sound, remembar)
<Digiku> oooOOOooo
<BlazingPhoenix> ...I love this channel
<Digiku> And under his rule, Station Square would be relieved of its
underground misery
<Errol> And Chemical Plant
<Digiku> And it would be destroyed. So no Station Square resident is miserable ever again
<Digiku> Both of them, in fact
<Naga> I think the destruction was an accident.
<Naga> No, I'm pretty sure the destruction was an accident.
<Errol> NOTHING IS ACCIDENTIAL IN THE EGGMAN EMPIRE
<Digiku> There are NO ABORTIONS in the EGGMAN EMPIRE
<BlazingPhoenix> ALL HAIL THE EGGMAN EMPIRE
<Digiku> There are NO ABORTED BABIES allowed
<BlazingPhoenix> COMMUNISM
<Naga> You three just made an awesome propaganda.
<Naga> And then BP killed it.
<Digiku> lol
<BlazingPhoenix> >:(