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It's about time someone banned me.

Our story begins on a normal Christmas night, Eggman watched the users post on the forums as he stared gloomily into the monitors light. “These users, sharing they joy with wads and talking about their presents. Maybe I should ruin their fun? But with what badnik? A reindeer, a turkey or maybe...

Behold, leaks from behind scenes. Check them out before this post is deleted and the Mystic secret police come to take me away. SRB2 2.1 changelog Greenflower Zone We have decided that GFZ1 is too difficult for a starting zone and as such it has been simplified and shortened. GFZ1 now...

Sonic Schoolhouse - 0/10 This puzzle is broken and I cannot finish the map. This is absolutely unacceptable and I am left with no choice but to express my displeasure at this insult on these forums.

I will nuke your house seven times

If you so much as add a wad or change one line of code in my hard work, I will personally find the location of your home in Google Maps Quest, hunt you down and destroy your home, family and everything else you hold dear with a drill car and wrecking ball. So no, it is not customizable.

Greetings, members of the SRB2 forums! I, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, am here to announce a new closed community project that will forever change the face of Sonic Robo Blast 2 forever that will provide countless hours of entertainment for all citizens of the Eggman Empire! Sonic Robo Blast 2 HD But...

There is one particular entry in this contest that I would like to discuss. ‘Polluted Plains Zone’ by 742mph The so-called ‘story’ in this level was a pathetic piece of narrative that shamed my name as an evil villain and a genius! The opening where I ambushed Sonic and shot him in the...

My loyal servants stole many presents for me this year. Including the parts I needed to finish Eggscalibur and my little 'traps' I am going to place in Special Stage 7. Unfortunately, because my servants are robots I recieved no surprises this year. I also caught Santa Claus on camera entering...

I, the great genius Doctor Ivo Robotnik have decided to grace this OLDC with my magnificent presence to give my verdict on the creations you aspiring level designers have brought forth this contest. With my stunning portfolio consisting of 20 years of original base designs and arbitrary...

As your benevolent future overlord, it is my duty to the ensure public safety and roboticization of all of you. That is foolish! Ultimate Mode is an obscure secret that most of the 'players' do not know of! The removal of rings must be an obligatory and universal feature to prevent future...

Greetings members of the SRB2 community. I, evil mastermind extraordinaire and antagonist to all living creatures in the world have a humble suggestion to make to ensure the future success of this game. The removal of all rings. “Ha-ha, what a ridiculous idea” I hear you scoff, but I...

As a matter of fact, no, no I did not. I have far more important things to do than turn this work of parody done for my amusement into a fine work of poetry to exceed the brilliance of the masters. Such as ruining Christmas myself. Well played AJ, well played.

You’re a cruel one, Dr. Eggman you really are a troll you’re as cuddly as a caterkiller you’re as charming as an orbinaut, Dr. Eggman you’re a rotten egg with a foul crunchy shell You’re a madman, Dr. Eggman. your heart’s a metal machine your brain is full of motobugs you’ve got eggs in your...

Ah, the SRB2 project, a most curious side project of my own design. But, much has gone well and there are numerous events that are worthy of being called the "Best SRB2 Moment" for me! The Eggman! The destruction of Greenflower City. Oh what a joyus day (for me at least), I get a chance to...

Of course, while I have experienced all of these bosses from a different perspective to the rest of the posters here. This a matter close to my cold iron heart, so I shall make my own contribution. First of all, every single ancient evil I have awoken that has rebelled against me. Honestly now...

As Joat has already stated, I developed and installed personality chips in the E-### range for the purposes of combat improvement, I also applied these developments to Metal Sonic at one time (resulting in the Heroes incident), taking notes from one of my companions in the mad scientist...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjLgekyOZA0#t=0m58s I used to be oblidged by a contract to produce Crawlas, one of my suppliers on the Black Market (what? Do you think I just mined for all my materials?) wanted me to produce a large number of Crawlas in exchange for most of the building...