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fickleheart 04-01-2018 03:57 PM

SRB2 like you've never seen it before!
As a poorly kept secret, everyone knows that the advent of slopes in the vanilla game led to a cascade effect that has resulted in a revamping of many of SRB2's maps and core mechanics. You may have been led to believe that this was just to improve the quality of the game, but in truth, we've been adapting the game to a completely new style of play. Today, I am proud to announce the fruits of our labor:

Sonic Robo Blast 2: Arcade Edition
Featuring a brand-new dedicated cabinet design, inspired heavily by the era of the 90s of which SRB2 was bore from, and definitely not repurposed from a certain dance game made famous around that same time! We use only the finest cardboard and duck tape to help the game truly stand out from its compatriots in the arcade!
A dynamic new gameplay system involving every part of your body ensures that no two experiences are the same, and you'll get a workout as well! This experience cannot be found in any home anywhere! (Trust me: my friends have been waiting for Impulse for years)
Featuring a modern 2.2 surround sound system, with not one but TWO subwoofers! Crank that 64kbps audio directly into your ear sockets! Maybe if you're lucky, the operator will actually have the volume set loud enough to hear the game over their obnoxious radio system!
We've even got tickets! Shove enough chips into our game and you might be able to afford a piece of candy or two from the redemption counter!

Coming soon to a Round 1 near you!

Look for us next to Sound Voltex, directly across from the run-down DDR X2 cabinet that nobody plays on any more!

Flaming-Nightmare 04-01-2018 04:03 PM

Amazing. I'm looking foward to playing this. I'm HYPED for what's to come for SRB2.

TheGuyThatDrawsThings 04-01-2018 04:05 PM

Wow! It's like I am in the game!

Jimita 04-01-2018 04:05 PM


Majro 04-01-2018 04:07 PM

That's all well and good, but when's the Konami Sonic Robo Blast 2™ Pachinko machine coming out?

You can't kick a franchise in the face without a pachinko or a slot machine!

DrTapeworm 04-01-2018 04:07 PM

can I play it with the donkey kong bongos controller though

Flaming-Nightmare 04-01-2018 04:08 PM

Probably! If they port it to the Gamecube..

DrTapeworm 04-01-2018 04:09 PM

hey, f-zero gx and ax are basically the same game so it's clearly easy!

TheGuyThatDrawsThings 04-01-2018 04:18 PM

We got to have money!

Goldenhog 04-01-2018 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by Majro (Post 799784)
That's all well and good, but when's the Konami Sonic Robo Blast 2 Pachinko machine coming out?

Yeah! Where the FUCK is my SRB2 with Erotic Violence, Sonic Team Jr?

Monster Iestyn 04-01-2018 04:31 PM

We can play SRB2 and exercise at the same time now? Awesome!

Fres 04-01-2018 04:52 PM

this is great and all but I'm still waiting on that Switch port™

GreenKnight9000 04-01-2018 04:53 PM

>sees 2.2
>looks at specs
This is now Sonic Robo Nut Blast 2
Keep up the good work! (I love April Fool(s) teasers)

Steel Titanium 04-01-2018 04:58 PM

How do splitscreen work, do the game detects the second pad properly?

LightspeedX 04-01-2018 05:01 PM

Hit the lever!

MK.exe 04-01-2018 05:33 PM

Getting dance dance revolution vibes. Im sure to give this new way to play ago!!

StardustSpeedway 04-01-2018 05:46 PM

how do i start the game, do i insert my credit card in it

glaber 04-01-2018 05:49 PM

how do you jump? DDR cabinets arn't equipped with cameras

RomioTheBadass 04-01-2018 06:22 PM

Could The best way to experience the game, HAAAAA, wanna see a footage.

Ultimate 04-02-2018 09:23 AM

Something seems a little fishy...The top of the cabinet clearly states that this is Sonic Robo Blast...and yet here we see it playing Robo Blast 2!

Konami always screwing things up...

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